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*snarl!! hiss!!*
Who's in snarky bitch mode today? Gee, I wonder.
Not even one specific reason, just a pile-up of stupid people. And I'm tired of keeping it bottled up. OMG teh asuka is human. Yeah, startling, I know. So yay.
So.
1) Giving me a nice long detailed review about what I should be writing instead of what i'm currently working on, included pairings. And acting like I SHOULD BE GLAD FOR IT.
2) When warned that, when authors need suggestions, they usually ASK FOR THEM and that when they're not asking for them, it's RUDE AS FUCK to give them anyway -- DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO CHILL. I WAS POLITE, I WAS NOT SNAPPY, I CALMLY INFORMED YOU THAT YOU WERE OUT OF LINE AND I WAS NOT INTERESTED. DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CHILL, BITCH, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? IT HAS THE OPPOSITE EFFECT.
3) Giving me a nice long detailed and polite review about how YOU ARE RIGHT AND I'M WRONG, when the thing being discussed was LEGENDS, meaning THERE IS NO "ONE TRUE VERSION", there are SEVERAL versions and THEY'RE ALL AS VALID AS EACH OTHER. And yes, I DID in fact research it.
4)Adding a few token "gee, i love your stories" flatteries in the hopes of not seeming like you're giving me a free lesson I fucking didn't ask for and that I fucking didn't need. Yes, I feel insulted when people assume that I don't know what the fuck i'm talking about. When I break a rule? It's probably necessary for the plot, which means that I fucking know it's there. And when I bullshit? I do my best to make it sound I'm not, and I actually WARN PEOPLE and ASK PEOPLE FOR HELP ABOUT IT. i'm not asking ? Assume that I know enough of what I'm talking about that I don't need your fucking lessons.
5) raping canon characters up the ass while pretending it's IC, and then, when it's pointed out, attempting to justify it and refusing to own up to it. Nuff said.
6) Asking me to do stuff for you, when I don't even KNOW you, then when I say no, saying "oh, all right" and then asking again TEN MINUTES LATER. and when I say no again, going away -- and then a few days later, asking AGAIN. NO MEANS NO. And if you're wondering where I disappeared, I did in fact block you.
7) Yes, I use the invisible mode on AIM. I use it a lot. I have over sixty people on my friendslist. Sometimes i'm tired. Or I'm writing. Sometimes I only want to chat with my close friends, or with my beta. Sometimes I don't feel like fangirling. So I tell you goodbye and go invisible. Sometimes I lie about it so you don't feel like it's your fault and I hate you -- most of the time it's mine, because i'm a total failure: i can't deal with seven or more IMs at once WHO ALL DEMAND MY ATTENTION AT THE SAME TIME. It doesn't mean I don't like you. It means I fucking can't deal with giving you and five other people attention at the moment. Newsflash: i'm actually NOT a sociable person by nature. Being sociable over AIM wears me out in a way that being sociable over LJ doesn't -- at least on LJ there's a buffer effect.
--the fact that you know i'm invisible is actually NOT an invitation to IM me anyway. i'm not hiding for shit and giggles, i'm hiding because i'm 1) busy, 2) stressed out, and I only want to talk to a select few. If i'm not IMing you on my own from the shadows and you don't have anything really urgent to tell me, assume I'm offline. Or else I can block you.
8) STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME ABOUT GAROU OR I SWEAR I'LL PULL THE GODDAMN STORY OFFLINE. STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME ABOUT GW -- YOU'RE KILLING THE LAST VAGUE INTEREST I HAVE IN COMPLETING MY UNFINISHED FICS. Don't make me pull it all offline just to spite you -- I'd do it.
9) I don't cyber. Not with you anyway.
Not even one specific reason, just a pile-up of stupid people. And I'm tired of keeping it bottled up. OMG teh asuka is human. Yeah, startling, I know. So yay.
So.
1) Giving me a nice long detailed review about what I should be writing instead of what i'm currently working on, included pairings. And acting like I SHOULD BE GLAD FOR IT.
2) When warned that, when authors need suggestions, they usually ASK FOR THEM and that when they're not asking for them, it's RUDE AS FUCK to give them anyway -- DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO CHILL. I WAS POLITE, I WAS NOT SNAPPY, I CALMLY INFORMED YOU THAT YOU WERE OUT OF LINE AND I WAS NOT INTERESTED. DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CHILL, BITCH, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? IT HAS THE OPPOSITE EFFECT.
3) Giving me a nice long detailed and polite review about how YOU ARE RIGHT AND I'M WRONG, when the thing being discussed was LEGENDS, meaning THERE IS NO "ONE TRUE VERSION", there are SEVERAL versions and THEY'RE ALL AS VALID AS EACH OTHER. And yes, I DID in fact research it.
4)Adding a few token "gee, i love your stories" flatteries in the hopes of not seeming like you're giving me a free lesson I fucking didn't ask for and that I fucking didn't need. Yes, I feel insulted when people assume that I don't know what the fuck i'm talking about. When I break a rule? It's probably necessary for the plot, which means that I fucking know it's there. And when I bullshit? I do my best to make it sound I'm not, and I actually WARN PEOPLE and ASK PEOPLE FOR HELP ABOUT IT. i'm not asking ? Assume that I know enough of what I'm talking about that I don't need your fucking lessons.
5) raping canon characters up the ass while pretending it's IC, and then, when it's pointed out, attempting to justify it and refusing to own up to it. Nuff said.
6) Asking me to do stuff for you, when I don't even KNOW you, then when I say no, saying "oh, all right" and then asking again TEN MINUTES LATER. and when I say no again, going away -- and then a few days later, asking AGAIN. NO MEANS NO. And if you're wondering where I disappeared, I did in fact block you.
7) Yes, I use the invisible mode on AIM. I use it a lot. I have over sixty people on my friendslist. Sometimes i'm tired. Or I'm writing. Sometimes I only want to chat with my close friends, or with my beta. Sometimes I don't feel like fangirling. So I tell you goodbye and go invisible. Sometimes I lie about it so you don't feel like it's your fault and I hate you -- most of the time it's mine, because i'm a total failure: i can't deal with seven or more IMs at once WHO ALL DEMAND MY ATTENTION AT THE SAME TIME. It doesn't mean I don't like you. It means I fucking can't deal with giving you and five other people attention at the moment. Newsflash: i'm actually NOT a sociable person by nature. Being sociable over AIM wears me out in a way that being sociable over LJ doesn't -- at least on LJ there's a buffer effect.
--the fact that you know i'm invisible is actually NOT an invitation to IM me anyway. i'm not hiding for shit and giggles, i'm hiding because i'm 1) busy, 2) stressed out, and I only want to talk to a select few. If i'm not IMing you on my own from the shadows and you don't have anything really urgent to tell me, assume I'm offline. Or else I can block you.
8) STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME ABOUT GAROU OR I SWEAR I'LL PULL THE GODDAMN STORY OFFLINE. STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME ABOUT GW -- YOU'RE KILLING THE LAST VAGUE INTEREST I HAVE IN COMPLETING MY UNFINISHED FICS. Don't make me pull it all offline just to spite you -- I'd do it.
9) I don't cyber. Not with you anyway.
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