there is no god

[askerian]

... I hereby renounce my faith in humanity.

... You remember the kid who wrote me? the one I thought was 12 old or younger -- maybe even, you know... ten?

She wrote back.

She's eighteen.

18.

18.

I am going to cry in my corner now.

god, that will teach me to be all nice and understanding.

unless she LIES... yes, that must be is. *goes on believing that she lied because it's better than the alternative*


edit: here's the mail. it was on top of my whole mail, not even cut out, and in bold royal blue. my eyes.

well i'm sorry too !!! your right sex isn't nasty i was stupid i'm 18 and well i watch anime too!!! sorry aboutt

I don't know if she was cut off or what, but that's all there is. Oh, what-the-fuck-EVER. I wash my hands of the whole matter. *delete delete*

Comments

[bloodyscary.livejournal.com]

18 ?
...
Dois y avoir une erreur quelque part...

[askerian]

dans sa tête probablement. -__-;;;

[askerian]

j'aimerais bien. enfin ça se trouve elle ment, mais bon ça je m'en fous.

[mistressoffoxes.livejournal.com]

Wee~ell, isn't it convinent to be just the right age to leagally read "naughty things"? (/sarcasm)

Personally, I think she just told you that to you wouldn't hink of her as a dirty little pervert XD

I read most (if not all) of your fics, I'm 16 and proud of it, cause it means I'm legal here (sometimes Denmark is cool :D)

[askerian]

oh, right, didn't even think of the significance of the age until you pointed it out.

*loves on you unlegally, because it's definitely statutory rape here* :3

[mistressoffoxes.livejournal.com]

*shrug* I kinda have a habit of noticing things like that. A mind for systems and too many detective novels and all that :3

It's on times like this I'm glad I'm out of lurker-dom XD

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

I would swear that's a lie--no eighteen-year-old would feel the need to ask why you write smutty stories. There just can't be people that stupid out there....

[askerian]

probably, but i'm trying not to think about it any more. my head hurts enough as it is. god the stupid, whyyyy.

[lorelei76.livejournal.com]

Maybe...maybe it was a typo. Maybe what she meant was 1+8. She's nine. Totally.(oops forgot the "!!!!!..!!!O#$U!@!!!!!" at the end of that) Or perhaps she follows some bizzare calendar, and she's really only 10.

I am appalled. Yet at the same time, this shit is freakin' hee-larious. You've got to post the email.

[askerian]

yeah, thats my opinion too. x_x;

posted.

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

*cries*

*then coughs a lot, since illness is impending*

*then cries some more.*

[askerian]

*petpetsoothes*

*cries with*

[shin-yuy.livejournal.com]

she may BE 18....but she's probably like... 9 upstairs if you catch my meaning... some people are like that...

thats why we kick them...hard

*snuggels*

[askerian]

more than probably. =__=;;;;; *snuggles back*

[lomelinde-sama.livejournal.com]

Let's weep together for the loss of the human race. but damnit, teenagers weren't like that when we were some of them !!!


Stupidity at that level must be catching ... we should be careful.

[kali-sama.livejournal.com]

Speaking as an 18 year old, she has to be lying, no one I know would speak/type like that or be so immature

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

... She lies. Of course she lies. See? I'm 39. SEE, I JUST LIED.

It's always eighteen, you know. Alwayys. o_o whenever they lie. I mean LEGAL AGE, HAHA. So it's a lie. ... For my sanity.

[ever-in-eden.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe that she is 18.

I refuse to believe that she is over, let us be generous, 13.

Denial is all good by me :D

But hey. At least now the kid thinks that sex isn't nasty. Doesn't that make you all jolly and gooey inside? :P

Um... riiiight....

[cindelius.livejournal.com]

Obviously, this person panicked and typed in an age that made sure they couldn't be reported to authorities and would give them some validity in a debate. That, or they accidentally managed to hit some real numbers when reaching for the "!" key. :op

If this person truly *is* 18 years old, I really must ask how the hell they made it through schooling without learning the difference between "your" and "you're" or discovering the basic principles of punctuation. All of my accounts when I was 15 had me aged up to 22 (sad, seeing as how now that I'm of age for everything, the magic is gone *g*), so it's definitely a possibility that this person is using a fake age to protect their reading access and/or ego.

Re: Um... riiiight....

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

Sad to say but the public school system in general sucks. Got one left in it, sad to say, poor Sean, and his brother walked out the back door and finally took his GED. I am embarassed but we couldn't do private school for them and honestly my schooling was much better. A long time ago and in another age, jurassic or so I am told.

I will also admit to poor spelling and horrid grammar but I think that has to do with moving every year and never staying in one place long enough to catch it. But the spelling is my fault, why spell when you can read?

BAck or rather to the opinion at hand yes there are people who graduate from school who can't find a damn thing in the light and with mirrors. I think tho that your *little* friend is just that *little* and 18 is a don't throw me out response.

[darknessdivine.livejournal.com]

There is no way in hell that girl can be eighteen. o_o
If she is, I want her out of my generation because she's making me look stupid.

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

O_O elle aurait...mon âge... non non non. Impossible. Y'a sa grande soeur qu'a vu les mails et qui a répondu à sa place, vala. Même si y'a toujours autant de points d'exclamation, la phrase a vraiment un verbe conjugué...ça pousse à la suspicion, ça...:p

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Not that you need another opinion, but yeah... either lying through her teeth, or playing head games. Either way, I wouldn't respond to any more of her e-mails. ~_~

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

18?! She's either lying through heer teeth backwards, or she's a VERY strict Catholic who grew up in some backwater and doesn't have a very liberated mind (I've met one...it's sCARY how sheltered she is, even now at 23). She was an anime fanatic, but try talking about sex and she just got confused and acted like she was 10.

[dragynville.livejournal.com]

If she's 18, then she was raised in a box. No 18 year old is that naive. The stupidity and immaturity are distinct possibilities though. XD

Reminds me of this 18/19 year old girl on some reality show who, when asked how often she masturbated, replied that she "didn't even realize that was possible." XD

[(Anonymous)]

18.

Yeah, and I'm the pope, drive a Lamborghini, and am just slightly richer than Bill Gates.

And if that's the way the stupid little chatterbug actually wrote, there's no way she's more than 10.

If that.

I have abominable handwriting, and I scraped through my English courses only because it was the only way to get into college, but I could type better ON A FREAKIN' TYPEWRITER when I was eight than this little bimbo does at "18" on a COMPUTER THAT SHOULD HAVE A SPELLCHECK!

Block the little idiot. And I completely endorse your decision to wash your hands of the matter.

[pastles.livejournal.com]

She is so not 18. I'm just going to keep saying that

[evocates.livejournal.com]

She's my age. OH MY GOD.

I really, really hope that she's lying. I still need some hope in humanity, damnit!

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Nah, she's lying so that you won't report her. Otherwise she wouldn't have gotten so defensive in the first place. It also sounds like she's trying to be 'cool' like you and the other older people who watch anime.

[darksideofstorm.livejournal.com]

*stares* wow.

She has to be playing head games.

Either that or the world has suddenly become a horrible place... o_0