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re: previous entry.
OMG people. O_O thank you all so much. I'm definitely unbored now, what with the recs and the joking around and the ficlets for meeeee~
SO. I shall make my way through the recs. <3<3<3<3 In the meantime, I'm pointing out the ficlets people posted for me so you can read them too ^__^ some of them are OMG cute, or hilarious, and some other ones surprisingly deep. *swoons*
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animeprincess: Teamwork ficletness, Naruto POV.
Here.
chibi_zia and some others, with a series of hilarious crack ficlets containing Naruto, Sasuke and more jutsus than is safe to use during sex. *is ded*
Starts here.
nemi_chan two dreamy ficlets, both full of metaphory Team 7-ness.
Here.
fennec17 SasuNaru and a treehouse and belonging, and a bit lower down the thread, Sasuke, Kyuubi and trust. So IC. mrrrrr.
Here.
cindelius Jiraiya POV on the Saki thing and how it changes the team's dynamic and how the parallels between the Sannin and team 7 are maybe not as perfect as he thought. Great POV piece.
Here. In three parts. :p
permetaform, a kinda-Teamwork Team7 drabble that had me laughing out loud. XD hahaha poor Naruto.
Here.
supplanter, a Saki fic on the way Sasuke constructs Saki. Now that's a new idea. o__o
Here.
A person with no LJ and no name : HAHAHAHAHA. SasuNaru, humor. XD
Here.
As fortheninjakitty and chibirisuchan, you promised! I'm waiting. :p
OMG people. O_O thank you all so much. I'm definitely unbored now, what with the recs and the joking around and the ficlets for meeeee~
SO. I shall make my way through the recs. <3<3<3<3 In the meantime, I'm pointing out the ficlets people posted for me so you can read them too ^__^ some of them are OMG cute, or hilarious, and some other ones surprisingly deep. *swoons*
animeprincess: Teamwork ficletness, Naruto POV. Here.
chibi_zia and some others, with a series of hilarious crack ficlets containing Naruto, Sasuke and more jutsus than is safe to use during sex. *is ded*Starts here.
nemi_chan two dreamy ficlets, both full of metaphory Team 7-ness.Here.
fennec17 SasuNaru and a treehouse and belonging, and a bit lower down the thread, Sasuke, Kyuubi and trust. So IC. mrrrrr. Here.
cindelius Jiraiya POV on the Saki thing and how it changes the team's dynamic and how the parallels between the Sannin and team 7 are maybe not as perfect as he thought. Great POV piece. Here. In three parts. :p
permetaform, a kinda-Teamwork Team7 drabble that had me laughing out loud. XD hahaha poor Naruto.Here.
supplanter, a Saki fic on the way Sasuke constructs Saki. Now that's a new idea. o__oHere.
A person with no LJ and no name : HAHAHAHAHA. SasuNaru, humor. XD
Here.
As for
theninjakitty and chibirisuchan, you promised! I'm waiting. :p
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Oh well, I'll just have to make sure to jump in soon enough next time. ^_^ I really like the Jiraiya POV on Saki-chan. *purr* Now I'm going to read the rest and amuse myself further.
o_O Crack ficlets are candy for the brain.
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yes! it's a great POV isn't it.
(except now i have to add it to my saki-chan page too omg noes too much woooork)no subject
(except now i have to add it to my saki-chan page too omg noes too much woooork)Um, am actually going to take a look at it this weekend and attempt to fix the tenses so that the overall piece flows better. In other words, you needn't worry about adding yet. ;o) With any luck, a slightly better version will be up soon, and I can give you a link then if you'd like.
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Aw, thank you! *pets the nice
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Life had become dangerous for Naruto. Not because of his pregnancy or the fact half of the village recoiled each time he advanced, full bully stretched out in front of him, trying to do his grocery shopping- since the old hag and Sakura-chan had screamed at him that ramen would not make healthy babies, and really, he liked them better in their traumatised phase.
It had more to do with being stuck with an overly emotional pregnant Uchiha bent on his death.
To the village, watching them trying to waddle at each other was extremely funny. Unfortunately, also extremly dangerous.
Konoha would never stand for the nine months required, as proved by the pregnant boys.
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Naruto was sure of one thing concerning The Incident, it was that no matter how fucked up the kid would become, he would cherish it the way he had wanted to be when he was a kid. But only when it was born.
Until then, he really could go without the kicking, the punching, the backlips-- how the hell did the kid even have place to do a backflip in his stomach anyway!!! -- or generally waking up in the middle of sleep.
And the non-existence of ramen in his new brought-to-you-by-Sakura-and-the-Godaime diet. They were so many VEGETABLES in there!
Another annoying thing was probably Kyuubi -- so what if it was an ingrance to be pregnant? He wasn't the one pregnant, as far as Naruto knew! But then again Kyuubi was a fucked up demon fox, so he thought it better not to comment.
It seemed Kyuubi was the one getting the mood swings, anyway. Which was completely fine with him.
Sasuke's mood swings were scary.
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It was a very bad day made worse when Sasuke woke to pain in his chest and realized exactly what part of his anatomy was hurting. He added it to the growing list of reasons to kill Naruto.
Producing breast milk was not something a ninja male should be proud of. Which, of course, is why he wasn't surprised when the whiskered annoyance crowed his victory after squirting him as a distraction. Naruto then spent the rest of the day on high alert. Pity, really. It was only getting harder to sneak-waddle up behind the dumbass.
He wouldn't admit it even on the pain of death, but replacing the bastard's morning glass of milk gave him reason to smirk for a week. Even if forcing enough offensive fluid out to fill a glass left him sore. The increased nervous glances Naruto shot his way were a welcome bonus. He'd have to stage another attack soon or everyone would think he was going soft.
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MY EYES. THEY BUUUUUUUUURN.
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*loves on you* I made eyes burn!
and a brain go pop! my day is complete!no subject
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Oh, Askeriiaaaan ... WANNA DRAW SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY SCARY? ♥?
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Sasuke: I wonder if I stab it with a kunai . . .
And/or: Shit! Why does it spray everywhere!? This is not Uchiha. We were bottle fed. My baby will be bottle fed.
Meanwhile, Naruto: Ohmygod! Sakura! Check this out!!
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I just began the process of adding people to my 'friend' list, since it was a bit hard to keep up with all the fanfics that were posted. I missed many of the good stories ;_;
I'm friending you too, I hope you're ok with that. ^__^
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... XD kidding. *does traditional yay!added dance, complete with pompoms and booty-shaking*
Jexy
(Anonymous) 2005-10-11 10:43 am (UTC)(link)I just had to give you the heads up. Have you stumbled across 'Sunset Dancer' by Greenie at AFF.net? She’s only written the first chapter so far, but I think it’s a story you’d very much enjoy. ;)
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Ohh. maybe, maybe not. Linkies? (... though. one chapter only? I'd rather wait a bit before starting then. ^^; I like to have more to read in one go when i start on a multipart. then it gives me more patience to wait for the latest chapters -- already too addicted to lose patience XD)
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and Animeprincess's ficlet ;____;
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haha i suck. this time with correct html
except, you know, not really. wahhhh.^-^;;TEAMWORK FICLETY THING YAY.
*sends e-backrubs and heating pads*
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...makes me sad I can't write to save my life -but then again, if there was a tiny possibility I would come up with a teamwork/saki-chan/just-name-it drabble thingy, I could possibly plead Garou's case...? Or then the ficlet should be werepervs/GW centered??... Not that I'm considering it or anything.... *shifty eyes*
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*goes to translate more garou* =___=;;
write me anything you want, if you feel like it. i'm a whore like that.
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Reeeaaaallllyyyyy....
Well, I didn't manage to take this scene -nearly- as far as I had meant to - I'd been intending to take it through Sakura's introduction to the little Tsunade-powah-equals-grav-bomb bit I posted here before and then maybe keep going for a bit into the inevitable consequences of clobbering a hopped-up ganger with lots of friends - but I've been staring at it enough over the last couple of days that I need to either take a break from it or start throwing things. Since everything in the room that's big enough to be satisfying costs more than $100, US, here it is.
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Sasuke eyes the popup window monitoring the decibel level in the crowded club disbelievingly. Loud enough for permanent hearing damage within five minutes, and the place was -still- crammed full. He's following a ball of orange fluff that's twitching in time to the beat as the body it's attached to forges through the crowd.
...the idiot's modification programs are distracting him again. He shakes off the tangent and does another threat scan of the building. It's a converted warehouse, ancient rather than just old, so archaic that its brick walls were actually built to be load-bearing rather than just protective, and except for the restrooms under the stage and the private booths along the walls at ground level, its entire five-story height and half-block footprint is one huge open space. The main dance floor is in the center, a single broad expanse of rough bare concrete that's crammed full of bodies and is probably holding more metal than flesh, and there are balconies along the perimeter at one story intervals.
Six out of ten of the people in the building are obvious cyborgs, with limbs or major organs replaced - or, in a few cases, added. Most of the rest are furries, and out of those few who fit neither category, he counts a Nara, an Akimichi, and two Hyuuga replicants, along with an actual Aburame cluster.
Naruto stops dead in front of him, and turns slowly. As he does, Sasuke can see his nostrils flare slightly, and then his gaze rises and his eyes light up before he lunges back into motion.
The club is architecturally interesting and tactically hazardous, not just because of the balconies, but because of the broad catwalks arcing randomly between them - and not always staying on the same level. The moron in front of him is making for one of the half-a-dozen spiral staircases that are scattered across the floor to allow access to the upper levels. There are at least as many stairs that never reach ground level, and instead simply hang in space, supported by their connection to the catwalks. The entire affair is constructed out of some black metal grating whose type he can't place offhand - but whatever it is, it's obviously enormously strong.
The din is astonishing, and the visual combination of wild clothing, pitch blackness, and bright strobing lights is actually -worse-, which otherwise he'd have never believed possible.
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...post limits can kiss my ass. Nrg.
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Even as he thinks that, the live act's song concludes with a howl of feedback and a hoarse scream that makes it morbidly obvious that the singer will need to find a new profession - and soon. This is a dance club, so the music is replaced almost immediately, but the new song is quieter, a synthesizer piece from around the turn of the century, and the lighting steadies to match. A fight breaks out at something revealed by the improved viewing conditions a few steps above them, and between the people crowding to get back out of the line of fire and the others crowding forward to get a better look, it rapidly becomes impossible to get anywhere.
Naruto sniffs disdainfully and hops up onto the stair railing before reaching up and starting to clamber around the obstruction from the outside of stairwell. Sasuke looks after him, but doesn't follow immediately. The idiot is slightly taller than he is, and has those claws that add a critical inch or two to his reach - and the difference is enough that he can't make the neccessary stretches to take the same route.
He takes another glance at the combatants, this time measuring them, then shrugs internally and wades through the middle of the fray. One of them takes a swing at him, but he brushes the blow off and lays a tap across the back of her skull - not hard enough to knock her over the railing, but enough to seriously threaten her sense of balance. She throws a curse after him, but by then he's out onto the next catwalk and bulling through the crowd towards the direction the idiot's flashy orange-and-blond fur had vanished.
He breaks out of the crush and into a clear space around a single round table on the second level from the top. Naruto has grabbed a chair and is sitting with his legs straddling its back, making cow eyes at the woman who had evidently been there already.
She's of average height and, in comparison to most of the other occupants of the venue, quite modestly dressed - which, by its very lack of display, more effectively calls to a viewers attention her combination of an athelete's body and the chest of a woman two hundred pounds heavier, just as the LED-lit pink nanofibers woven through her chin-length and carefully disarrayed hair call attention to the clarity of her complexion and the regularity of her features. Sasuke can and does blame Naruto for his lack of self-control when they've got more important things to do, but if he had to slouch off then the idiot's sheer audacity makes her the only choice in the room.
Then she leans back a little to laugh at something the fox-brat just said, and Sasuke realizes that that seemingly concealing, if tight, black dress is actually an active nanite weave that's set to go transparent to specific wavelengths of light when placed under given amounts of stress. Given that his eyes can see well into both the infrared and the ultraviolet, it's quite obvious what she isn't wearing underneath the dress.
Sasuke realizes that he's stopped dead in place when the idiot's ears twitch and he turns to wave. "YO, Sasuke! What kept you?!"
The Uchiha stalks forward to loom over the grinning anthropomorph. "My -guide-," and his voice lends a special, sneering emphasis to the word, "dashed off without a word of warning. So I had to find him myself." And now that I have, the subtext continues, I'm going to...
Naruto laughs. "Right, right. Anyway, this is the girl I wanted you to meet. Prettybot, meet Haruno Sakura. Sakura-chan, this is Uchiha Sasuke."
...oh.
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*rereads* Yeah, that'll do for now.
Ja, -n
(Wondering how to ask about friendlisting someone...)
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Sakura's hair = XD!!!! I think I might steal the idea if I ever continue my version.
(to add someone to your friendlist, go to the person's profile and click the little head with a + sign icon. ^^)
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...babies?
^_^;;;
But, but... scary surgery...
Anyway, thank you. I tend to have a really visual imagination, which is good for moodsetting and fight scenes - I actually enjoy doing those, as unusual as that seems to be - but can make trying to integrate characters and plots and setting and everything all together kind of frustrating... So, since that kind of thing is so very far from my scene that literally -all- my information on it is secondhand, I basically ended up kind of pulling from that one Vin Diesel movie and various scenes in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and mixing them together and... *shrugs*
Sakura's hair = XD!!!! I think I might steal the idea if I ever continue my version.
Please do. ^_^ In fact, steal the whole thing - just so long as a concept this cool keeps going, it hardly matters who gets the credit.
Going into more detail, because I couldn't figure out how to talk about the exact image I had without breaking character, I'm seeing this version as having a 'do thats a lot more detailed and, well, stylish than her animated counterpart... Erm, sort of short and feathery and a lot more -feminine- than in canon. Somewhere between the movie version of Utena Tenjou and if somebody gave Kurenai a dyejob and a Rei Ayanami Special. The 'fibers' themselves are, of course, these very fine fiber-optic things, which means that, besides glowing, they -glitter-, which I think is cool. ^_^
BTW, if you haven't seen the Utena movie, you should, IMHO - it's shoujo, of course, but it's also so surreal that the best description I've ever heard of the thing was, "That's the prettiest crack I've ever seen," and neither Utena nor Anthy (particularly -that- version of her) is even remotely your typical shoujo lead.
Seriously - it's like M.C. Escher came back from his grave to do the set designs.
Sorry. I babble. ^_^; I don't get out enough, you see...
Ja, -n
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