(got bunch of outlining done! Dangles bribefic-snapshot since I think I can keep it under 1000 words if I don't let 'em do anything but snark:)
The Campbell's Soup Condensed Version of the Teamwork Bribefic:
Sakura (glaring at Kyuubi): About that romp in the park.
Kyuubi: The bleached thing was sitting in my sunbeam. She even had hands for ear scritches. Two of 'em. It was good. --And then the broody bitch went and BLOCKED OFF the sunbeam. What do you expect a self-respecting immortal demon to do? Undue provocation and all that.
Sakura: Fine, whatever, but you left ME out.
Kyuubi: You want pounced on and rutted into the ground too?
Sakura: Err...
Kyuubi: (grrrrrrrrin!)
Sakura: (sweatdrop: damn, can't even run right about now, and he seems to take screaming as a turn-on...)
Kyuubi: *POUNCE* (drag drag quiltfluffle strip-mate-no-jutsu lick rrrrrr licklicklick lick rrrrrrr) ...why aren't you scratching my ears yet?
Sakura: Trying not to have a heart attack over here, thanks. (scratchscratch)
Sasuke: ... (double-take) (much louder)
Kyuubi: Sit. Lick.
Sasuke:
Kyuubi: Are we gonna play the dominance game right here? Because your revoltingly bald ass is SO mine, bitch.
Sasuke: ...lick lick lick growl...
Sakura: (puddle of hyperventilating goo)
...and the irony is even the Campbell's Soup version is too long to be a drabble. Did I mention the drabble-impaired thing? ^^;;
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The Campbell's Soup Condensed Version of the Teamwork Bribefic:
Sakura (glaring at Kyuubi): About that romp in the park.
Kyuubi: The bleached thing was sitting in my sunbeam. She even had hands for ear scritches. Two of 'em. It was good. --And then the broody bitch went and BLOCKED OFF the sunbeam. What do you expect a self-respecting immortal demon to do? Undue provocation and all that.
Sakura: Fine, whatever, but you left ME out.
Kyuubi: You want pounced on and rutted into the ground too?
Sakura: Err...
Kyuubi: (grrrrrrrrin!)
Sakura: (sweatdrop: damn, can't even run right about now, and he seems to take screaming as a turn-on...)
Kyuubi: *POUNCE* (drag drag quiltfluffle strip-mate-no-jutsu lick rrrrrr licklicklick lick rrrrrrr) ...why aren't you scratching my ears yet?
Sakura: Trying not to have a heart attack over here, thanks. (scratchscratch)
Sasuke: ... (double-take) (much louder)
Kyuubi: Sit. Lick.
Sasuke:
Kyuubi: Are we gonna play the dominance game right here? Because your revoltingly bald ass is SO mine, bitch.
Sasuke: ...lick lick lick growl...
Sakura: (puddle of hyperventilating goo)
...and the irony is even the Campbell's Soup version is too long to be a drabble. Did I mention the drabble-impaired thing? ^^;;