Naruto was pregnant. Of course, nobody could really see it yet -- and that made him one happy, happy boy-- but he was still pregnant. From himself.

So it was only fair, he decided, that somebody else suffered from this too.

Finding a way to make Sasuke learn Oiroke no jutsu and Kage bunshin, while completely drunk off his ass, so he could try the technique the nice little blonde who-was-not-Naruto-at-all showed him had been far too much trouble for it's worth.

Then he saw Sasuke vomit and grinned insanely. It still felt damn nice.