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The ickiest praise EVAR.
There are no words.
I am sure that mail was meant as praise, but. THERE ARE NO WORDS. I CANNOT FIND WORDS TO EXPLAIN TEH WRONGNESS. It's just. ick. usually i'd get pissed as hell at the girl for requesting something when I don't even know her, but right now I can just stare at that mail. THERE ARE NO WOOOORDS. none. just none.
my name is (( taken out to protect the girl's anonymity -- not that she seems that concerned with going public with her personal stuff)) and i like the way you write
i was wondering if you could write a story about me and my boyfriend (( same as above)) for our fourth anniversary, we're both into the hardcore way you write and I wanted to surprise him with a special something. We've been planning some kinky things lately and your fanfic is one of the main things we read when he's making me aroused. It'd be really interesting if I put our own story between my own supple breasts while we're fucking hard at night know what I mean?
If you're up for it email me back ok? And be sure to include the marvelous size of his penis and how he pleasures me greatly at the same time holding back the excitement
Thank you Love!
... XD god. GOD. I know I write naughty stuff sometimes, but there's a difference between a "*nosebleeds* whoa, that was pervy" reply and a "oh, btw i had my boyfriend fuck me the way you write in your fic" reply. I'm flattered in a way, but -- i just don't want to know that much. Really, I don't.
That and yes, of course, i'm going to write stuff with real people, especially people i don't even know.
oh, and. I know how reading an author for a while can make you feel like you know them, but... I'm still not her love. *twitch*
edit/i kind of want to answer. politely, and not trying to make her feel like a freak (good for her if she has ain interesting bedroom life, really), just telling her that yay, TMI, yay, we're-not-friends, yay, don't-do-requests. I mean, i posted her mail in a public forum, i kind of owe it to her. sort of. kinda. a little. okay, i'm weird about that kinda stuff. I guess she's hard to shame, but STILL. i don't feel like being a snarky bitch either, not today. So. reply.
but. WHAT DO I SAY. uargh.
I am sure that mail was meant as praise, but. THERE ARE NO WORDS. I CANNOT FIND WORDS TO EXPLAIN TEH WRONGNESS. It's just. ick. usually i'd get pissed as hell at the girl for requesting something when I don't even know her, but right now I can just stare at that mail. THERE ARE NO WOOOORDS. none. just none.
my name is (( taken out to protect the girl's anonymity -- not that she seems that concerned with going public with her personal stuff)) and i like the way you write
i was wondering if you could write a story about me and my boyfriend (( same as above)) for our fourth anniversary, we're both into the hardcore way you write and I wanted to surprise him with a special something. We've been planning some kinky things lately and your fanfic is one of the main things we read when he's making me aroused. It'd be really interesting if I put our own story between my own supple breasts while we're fucking hard at night know what I mean?
If you're up for it email me back ok? And be sure to include the marvelous size of his penis and how he pleasures me greatly at the same time holding back the excitement
Thank you Love!
... XD god. GOD. I know I write naughty stuff sometimes, but there's a difference between a "*nosebleeds* whoa, that was pervy" reply and a "oh, btw i had my boyfriend fuck me the way you write in your fic" reply. I'm flattered in a way, but -- i just don't want to know that much. Really, I don't.
That and yes, of course, i'm going to write stuff with real people, especially people i don't even know.
oh, and. I know how reading an author for a while can make you feel like you know them, but... I'm still not her love. *twitch*
edit/i kind of want to answer. politely, and not trying to make her feel like a freak (good for her if she has ain interesting bedroom life, really), just telling her that yay, TMI, yay, we're-not-friends, yay, don't-do-requests. I mean, i posted her mail in a public forum, i kind of owe it to her. sort of. kinda. a little. okay, i'm weird about that kinda stuff. I guess she's hard to shame, but STILL. i don't feel like being a snarky bitch either, not today. So. reply.
but. WHAT DO I SAY. uargh.
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