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“Disgusting, gross…” Draco muttered.
“What?”
“Weasley. Is-”
“Don’t insult Ron!”
Draco sneered.
“Incredibly hot.”
Harry blinked. And blinked.
“Excuse me. But I thought I heard you say Ron was incredibly hot.”
“Yes. You heard me. I just realized what a tasty hunk of man meat Weasley is. I feel nauseated to the extreme.”
(...)
“Weasley, that git, just oozes ripe male virility. I can smell it. Now I know why Weasleys breed like rabbits. It’s impossible for a woman to just have sex with a Weasley male once with all that sheer masculinity they have.”
Harry was struck by the absurd incongruity of what Draco just said with one Percy Weasley.
This fic reads more like a hurried summary sometimes but if you take it as a tongue-in-cheek humour fic, it's incredibly entertaining. XD
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1418318
“What?”
“Weasley. Is-”
“Don’t insult Ron!”
Draco sneered.
“Incredibly hot.”
Harry blinked. And blinked.
“Excuse me. But I thought I heard you say Ron was incredibly hot.”
“Yes. You heard me. I just realized what a tasty hunk of man meat Weasley is. I feel nauseated to the extreme.”
(...)
“Weasley, that git, just oozes ripe male virility. I can smell it. Now I know why Weasleys breed like rabbits. It’s impossible for a woman to just have sex with a Weasley male once with all that sheer masculinity they have.”
Harry was struck by the absurd incongruity of what Draco just said with one Percy Weasley.
This fic reads more like a hurried summary sometimes but if you take it as a tongue-in-cheek humour fic, it's incredibly entertaining. XD
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1418318