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awwww
Reading the chats from the very beginning of our roleplay thing (with Zania as Trowa, Mikkeneko as Quatre, Girl_starfish as Wufei and Sailor Seraphim as Duo. I'm Heero by the way.) Some of the things we said ... well. Priceless.
I think I'm gonna collect the best parts ^__^(the whole chats can be found on the community slow_as_hell, tho the first ones aren't all there and they're not posted chronologically at first, but tat's ok because the Plot didn't make an appearance yet)
And I concentrate on Heero because I am the one playing him, satisfied? :P
* * *
Heero : Duo? You didn't talk in two minutes. Did you fall off the chair for some reason?
Trowa : He's watching porn
Trowa : he needs both hands
Duo : WHAT?!
Duo: No I'm not!
Heero : Both? that's inefficient.
* * *
Wufei: do not mention me, Sally and the word 'date' in the same sentence ever please
Duo: Why not? Sally's at least fun
Heero: *snort* she's the only female who seems to have a fondness for you that we know
Duo: Can't see Sally as a Sugar Momma though...
Heero: sugar momma?
Duo: Sugar Momma... older woman who buys the affections of a younger man
Heero: hn
Duo: sorta like a pimp, but not
Heero: she buys him food, does that count?
Duo: Only if she gets to dress him
Heero: she straightens his tie
Duo: and then there's the sex
Heero: oh. hm. Wufei, did you have sex with Sally ?
* * *
(Heero is trying to find what turns him on and isnt having any luck so far)
Duo: maybe you should just try fantasy
Duo: or watch some porn or something
Duo: I mean, porn is MEANT to get you bothered...
Heero: I did try that
Heero: I found a scat site.
Heero: I decided to play chess.
* * *
(VERY old chat, before fei and heero started flirting)
Wufei: no offence Heero, but I don't see you in a sexual way at all
(now that he's all over Heero it does sound deliciously ironic)
* * *
(Heero and Wufei talking about a picture Sally made while Heero was tied to that hospital table and what Duo did with it using Photoshop)
Heero: did you know he had actually started to play with the picture to color my spandex in a flesh tone?
Wufei: I wouldn't put it past Maxwell
Heero: I destroyed that, but if he sees the pictures again, he's going to remember and try again, I bet
Heero: why the hell would anyone want to see me naked and with my legs spread anyway? *growl*
(no idea, Heero darling)
I think I'm gonna collect the best parts ^__^(the whole chats can be found on the community slow_as_hell, tho the first ones aren't all there and they're not posted chronologically at first, but tat's ok because the Plot didn't make an appearance yet)
And I concentrate on Heero because I am the one playing him, satisfied? :P
* * *
Heero : Duo? You didn't talk in two minutes. Did you fall off the chair for some reason?
Trowa : He's watching porn
Trowa : he needs both hands
Duo : WHAT?!
Duo: No I'm not!
Heero : Both? that's inefficient.
* * *
Wufei: do not mention me, Sally and the word 'date' in the same sentence ever please
Duo: Why not? Sally's at least fun
Heero: *snort* she's the only female who seems to have a fondness for you that we know
Duo: Can't see Sally as a Sugar Momma though...
Heero: sugar momma?
Duo: Sugar Momma... older woman who buys the affections of a younger man
Heero: hn
Duo: sorta like a pimp, but not
Heero: she buys him food, does that count?
Duo: Only if she gets to dress him
Heero: she straightens his tie
Duo: and then there's the sex
Heero: oh. hm. Wufei, did you have sex with Sally ?
* * *
(Heero is trying to find what turns him on and isnt having any luck so far)
Duo: maybe you should just try fantasy
Duo: or watch some porn or something
Duo: I mean, porn is MEANT to get you bothered...
Heero: I did try that
Heero: I found a scat site.
Heero: I decided to play chess.
* * *
(VERY old chat, before fei and heero started flirting)
Wufei: no offence Heero, but I don't see you in a sexual way at all
(now that he's all over Heero it does sound deliciously ironic)
* * *
(Heero and Wufei talking about a picture Sally made while Heero was tied to that hospital table and what Duo did with it using Photoshop)
Heero: did you know he had actually started to play with the picture to color my spandex in a flesh tone?
Wufei: I wouldn't put it past Maxwell
Heero: I destroyed that, but if he sees the pictures again, he's going to remember and try again, I bet
Heero: why the hell would anyone want to see me naked and with my legs spread anyway? *growl*
(no idea, Heero darling)