Oh, gosh, I can't even decide which one I like more, Detective-Summoner Karkat or the courtesan argument! (Go Dave, you'd look great in a formal kimono! And Detective Karkat, just how many pails does demon!Dave require from you on a daily basis, that you're already three behind?)

And then I got to that last one, and was hit with ALL THE LOVE. Yes, Jade, bandage him up and kiss him better and take him back with you!

Everyone always needs to kiss Karkat better, unless it's Karkat's turn to kiss someone else better. This is my philosophy and it has served me well so far. Yes.