Oooh... I can use the robots/AIs. Maybe. Hussie, why all ur robots male?
Bleh. My story, my rules. Yay, genderflips! Squarewave, Hal, enjoy your complementary cleavage-to-come.
Previously unknown Lalonde/Striders (by age): Sawtooth, Lil Hal, Squarewave, Lil Seb.
Parents: out of the picture. Grew up running wild in the twisted pack Bro and Ms. Lalonde were born into - until social services found out. None of them have partners, they're all neglected, so they were supposed to go to foster homes. That, however, would mean being split up (or so they've been told by other pack members).
Troll title: In Which A Boy of Fourteen, A Girl Of Twelve, A Girl of Seven, And A Girl Of Five, Being Unfairly Neglected, Come To The Attention Of The Authorities, Are Misled As To The Consequences Of This, And Embark On A Grand Trek To Introduce Themselves To Their Blood-Relations (Who Are Lamentably Uninformed As To Their Existence), Whose Pack Is Currently On The Front Lines Of The Latest Troll-Human War. Featuring Various Amusing Gender-Related Misunderstandings, Grand Escapes From Well-Intentioned Meddling, Terrifying Brushes With Natural Dangers (Including But Not Limited To Large Predators, Sudden Floods, And Unforeseen Injuries) And Unnatural Dangers (Including But Not Limited To Foraging Trolls, Weapons Testing, And At Least One Minefield), An Unexpected Complication As They Do Not Know Their Relations' Names Or Identifying Features, And A Happy Ending As They Are Accepted Into Their Blood-Relations' Pack And Become The Symbolic Representation Of Said Pack's Worthiness To Be Considered A Power In Its Own Right.
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Bleh. My story, my rules. Yay, genderflips! Squarewave, Hal, enjoy your complementary cleavage-to-come.
Previously unknown Lalonde/Striders (by age): Sawtooth, Lil Hal, Squarewave, Lil Seb.
Parents: out of the picture. Grew up running wild in the twisted pack Bro and Ms. Lalonde were born into - until social services found out. None of them have partners, they're all neglected, so they were supposed to go to foster homes. That, however, would mean being split up (or so they've been told by other pack members).
Troll title: In Which A Boy of Fourteen, A Girl Of Twelve, A Girl of Seven, And A Girl Of Five, Being Unfairly Neglected, Come To The Attention Of The Authorities, Are Misled As To The Consequences Of This, And Embark On A Grand Trek To Introduce Themselves To Their Blood-Relations (Who Are Lamentably Uninformed As To Their Existence), Whose Pack Is Currently On The Front Lines Of The Latest Troll-Human War. Featuring Various Amusing Gender-Related Misunderstandings, Grand Escapes From Well-Intentioned Meddling, Terrifying Brushes With Natural Dangers (Including But Not Limited To Large Predators, Sudden Floods, And Unforeseen Injuries) And Unnatural Dangers (Including But Not Limited To Foraging Trolls, Weapons Testing, And At Least One Minefield), An Unexpected Complication As They Do Not Know Their Relations' Names Or Identifying Features, And A Happy Ending As They Are Accepted Into Their Blood-Relations' Pack And Become The Symbolic Representation Of Said Pack's Worthiness To Be Considered A Power In Its Own Right.