Uwaaaahhh *__* Haha I do this with so many other fics, it's amazing seeing it done to mine. ♥
After a few weeks/months, Karkat starts grumping about how he's losing muscle mass, so John remembers "Oh yeah, we have a totally sweet gym," and things are fine for about a week, but Karkat can't really do anything but treadmill and push-ups and stuff because a bunch of gym things can be construed as too aggressive. Why are you reading my notes over my shoulder. D: Wrestling and punching isn't in mine (at the moment anyway XD not in that context, it might happen elsewhere XD) but prrrt yess.
Oh the sad one! ;__; nyuuu so sad. ;^; Gameface!John is hot as hell though, I commend you on your good taste. *_*
... What did I say about the notes! Karkat is totally going to think Dadbert's name is Dad. Jane and John both call him that and he hasn't caught what else other kids use! I dunno if he'll call him that to his face though. Hmm.
OH MY GOD THE PERVY ONE XDDDDDDDDDD i love youuuuu *dies* *DIES* Jake would totally do it too. XDDD
Pfff mopping. Though I was kinda thinking everyone does a bucket joke so maybe I wouldn't. Hmm. Then again at some point karkat is going to get shoved into a cupboard and it's likely it's used to stock cleaning stuff. HMMM. XD
XDD oh god, that'd be hilarious. Everyone else: whaaaaat. John: uh yeah karkat likes boys i didn't tell you so? karkat: ...... what do you mean i like boys are you saying none of the others do? john: ... uh. dirk does but he's the exception. #>__># see that's why i'm totally not hitting on you!! cue human sexuality lesson... karkat: *STILL doesn't believe john isn't hitting on him once they're done because that's the stupidest thing he's ever heard and also rose tried to tell him about pansexuality like it was something of a rare concept HUMANS ARE FUCKED UP AND ASSBACKWARD OKAY and also exhibit one, john is SO hitting on him, shamelessly, all over the place, i rest my case.*
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After a few weeks/months, Karkat starts grumping about how he's losing muscle mass, so John remembers "Oh yeah, we have a totally sweet gym," and things are fine for about a week, but Karkat can't really do anything but treadmill and push-ups and stuff because a bunch of gym things can be construed as too aggressive.
Why are you reading my notes over my shoulder. D: Wrestling and punching isn't in mine (at the moment anyway XD not in that context, it might happen elsewhere XD) but prrrt yess.
Oh the sad one! ;__; nyuuu so sad. ;^; Gameface!John is hot as hell though, I commend you on your good taste. *_*
... What did I say about the notes! Karkat is totally going to think Dadbert's name is Dad. Jane and John both call him that and he hasn't caught what else other kids use! I dunno if he'll call him that to his face though. Hmm.
OH MY GOD THE PERVY ONE XDDDDDDDDDD i love youuuuu *dies* *DIES* Jake would totally do it too. XDDD
Pfff mopping. Though I was kinda thinking everyone does a bucket joke so maybe I wouldn't. Hmm. Then again at some point karkat is going to get shoved into a cupboard and it's likely it's used to stock cleaning stuff. HMMM. XD
XDD oh god, that'd be hilarious. Everyone else: whaaaaat.
John: uh yeah karkat likes boys i didn't tell you so?
karkat: ...... what do you mean i like boys are you saying none of the others do?
john: ... uh. dirk does but he's the exception. #>__># see that's why i'm totally not hitting on you!!
cue human sexuality lesson...
karkat: *STILL doesn't believe john isn't hitting on him once they're done because that's the stupidest thing he's ever heard and also rose tried to tell him about pansexuality like it was something of a rare concept HUMANS ARE FUCKED UP AND ASSBACKWARD OKAY and also exhibit one, john is SO hitting on him, shamelessly, all over the place, i rest my case.*