There'd be a more respectable/nice magazine that eventually finds out heero and duo were a thing before they got closer to relena and then they'd be all "no they're her totally platonic companions come on two gay men is totally the same as a pair of eunuchs for purity guarding purposes!!! don't dirty her reputation with disgusting allegations of porning behavior >(((" and relena and heero and duo would be all "aha ummm bisexuals exist?" in private XD