I am curious as to infant attempts to destroy the clowns. :D And other incidents in which The Kids Were Rambunctious And Dad Egbert Prevailed. (Super-strength in single-digits = yikes. My ordinary-strength niece nearly broke her mommy's nose when she was two, having a kicking screaming no-I-don't-wanna-get-in-the-carseat tantrum.) Dirk and Dave and the terrible twos plus swords. Jake and Jade and the best hiding spots on highly classified military bases, aka the ventilation system, and pranks. You KNOW that if ickle Jakey had access to meringue pies and a fancy office, he would crawl ten thousand miles to make the two meet explosively.