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http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/59123737/1
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http://www.mangareader.net/naruto/585
1. woo the flashback is over! not that i didn't like learning about kabuto but
no actually i didn't give much of a crap. the sister was fun and having to kill each other and the trick with putting a replacement in kabuto's place so she thought he was fine and didn't recognize him was nice. but we have already seen the "oops killed a sort-of-parent-figure" thing with gaara and orphans pretty much everywhere. idk. also i'm bored of all villains having a tragikku past. though i guess Orochimaru mostly seemed to want to be evil for the sake of being evil, and his parents' death was a quickly forgotten starting point... and so far Madara's tragic past seems to be HASHIRAMA CHOSE THAT UZUMAKI HUSSY OVER ME, which uhh pff keep the angst up boy.
"blahblah what i want is not your sermons but your abilities and your data/intel/secrets/YOU ASA PAWN/whatevs i can steal rly"
Well tough luck. Itachi is S rank in sermon-giving. Sorry buddy. You know, when someone truly cares they don't give you what you want but what you need. Yep. Totally. u.u
okay no in that earlier panel where the two brothers are standing there looking at him i can almost hear the "... and we're supposed to give a shit about your reasons... why?"
2.
itachi: no need to overestimate me... i failed.
Kabuto: nah, i might pretend i hate the uchiha clan but really I envy it. u.u
itachi: uchiha's just a name, it just refers to our roots, our clan. that's nothing rly! it has no specific meaning.
kabuto: *was not having his whole flashbacky angst over the fact that he has neither of those. nope.* *is not now flashbackng to when he was a tiny kid scared and crying in the darkness blahblah* IT DOES MEAN SOMETHING. *ANGRY DARK SNAKE EYE*
huh, it does make it sound a bit like maybe there were uchihas at the battle where kabuto lost his memories, but then that'd mean he had remembered things from before the orphanage. more likely he's just pissed that itachi is all "oh yeah we have a clan and a past and stuff but that's not all that special rly u/.\u"
meanwhile sasuke is casually picking up his sword, no really go ahead and keep chatting it's fine. I'll just be over there. Arming myself.
3.kabuto: *HAND SEALS!!!*
sasuke: *sheating sword* aww niisan you sure i can't kill him? very sure? pretty please? >:X *poutyface*
itachi: sasuke i told you no already u/__\u;
sasuke: your izanami isn't ready yet?
itachi: ... no. a little patience, sasuke.
sasuke: but niisan he's being bothersome! are you really really sure i can't kill him a little?
itachi: sasuke don't make me turn this car around.
sasuke: >:X
meanwhile kabuto's stomach snake treansforms into stomach naked-and-wet pubescent boy as he casually refers to orochimaru-sama. wooo. From this angle this does not look at all as if they might be joined at the crotch!
4. yay sakon! and sakon's jutsu. (the angle doesn't help with the buttsex impression. this panel would be awesome out of context. or brain-scarring. or both. He's 14 for jiraiya's sake!
yay jiroubou and his earth dome jutsu! i think he... fliups the earth around so the amaterasu flames are smothered? (wouldn't they keep burning through the rock? i dun get the limitations.)
5. kidoumaru tries to net them with his web!!!
sasuke: *skips to niisan on one foot lalala*
*SIBLINGS EYEBLEED BLACK FIRE BEAM!!* fuck that noise, we hate spiders here.
6. uh oh, and now it's Stomach Kimimaro trying to bone them from behind.
With his actual bones, I mean. Thankfully he doesn't have a lower body. His lower body is one with Kabuto. No creepiness there! boy I am glad to see this was all wholesome and aboveboard after all, haha those misleadingly cut panels.
I love the Uchiha brothers moving together as they turn around all ocrap, it's a pretty dynamic angle on that bottom panel.
7. sasuke: woops we're trapped between the spiderweb and the bone forest after all. i'll take the back! you get the front! UCHIHA BROTHERS TEAM UP! >:O
itachi: hai hai. u/.\u ♥
sasuke: can you still use susanoo? *secretly fretting!!!!* (okay it doesn't show but in my heart of heart i know he is)
itachi: no prob. (♥)
*suddenly ghostly ribcages!* *suddenly sliced spiderweb/bones in parallel!*
(Thinking Too Much theater: i like that back in the day Neji used basic kaiten to cut the spiderweb; today Sasuke goes straight for the magic ribcage that eats chakra liek whoa. "If all you have is a hammer, all problems start to look like nails" or "the hyuuga technique is actually kinda badass and has natural advantages in some situations over what an uchiha can use thanks"? either way it's hehe.)
8. Stomach Kimimaro: =____= *makes bone flute from his palm* *becomes Stomach Tayuya*
I uh might be a perv but that panel where she's all topless but modestly covered by her unbound hair (sideboob!) and kabuto is standing behind her all creepy is really nice. I really liked Tayuya so it's nice to see her all pretty and creepy-ghost and being the one who lays the finishing hit, in a way.
9. itachi: *frets over little brother are you alright sasu...
hah! Genjutsu can do things! GO TAYUYA. >:O Sharingan doesn't protect against auditory-based genjutsu hahaha.
Suddenly snake bondage!! (and empty skulls on the ground, srsly who is decorating that illusion.)
Stomach Tayuya: *becomes Stomach Orochimaru*
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: THAT CREEPYSMILE >:]]]
10&11. oh god and not even the normal faux bishonen orochimaru, but the "real shape" tentacleporn horrormaw orochimaru. gnuuuuh.
hahahaha sasuke gets a small panel of looking all >8((( at Orochimaru. All "oh hell, not that creepnasty thing again.
kabuto: HAHAHA DO YOU REMEMBER THIS, SASUKE?? THE WAY I LOOK NOW
sasuke: *was trying to forget thx D8 *
itachi: ... =/___\= ... kabuto... you're a frikken moron. *WHAT TIME IS IT??? WHY LOOKS LIKE ITS SERMON TIME! :D* you're not orochimaru. (it might surprise you but.) It's fine to imitate someone you respect but do not act like you ARE him.
kabuto: >( Tone of people started out with imitation!!! like how sasuke started out trying to become JUST LIKE HIS NIISAN I.E. YOU.
sasuke: *flashbacks to his dad telling him to become like itachi* ... :/
itachi and sasuke: *turn their heads to stare at each other*
itachi: *dot dot dots in his speechbubble*... um yes well.
I laughed SO HARD there.
12. itachi: *will not be deterred from sermon no jutsu!* that's something you do in order to grow! it's not to be used as a costume to disguise yourself with! blahblahblah even if you copycat someone awesome you still won't get to take that awesome for yourself. you have to find your own special flavor of snowflake i mean awesome inside yourself, simba.i mean plagiarist-chan. i mean kabuto. don't lie to yourself, it always fails like a failing failure just ask sakura.
kabuto: ... SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU!!! *oroheads at!!!*
orochimaru's head: *BWEEE!!! >:EEEEE~]]
(those are his several rows of fangs on unhinged jaws. don't question my artistic smiley vision.)
13. so the two uchiha boys are still trapped by genjutsu against two stone pillars kinda like if they were tied up hng apparently they can see outside the illusion but still can't break it.ok why not. sharingan. *waves hand wavingly*
itachi: sasuke, look at my eyes!!!
in asuka's head: *music starts swelling in the background*
sasuke: -- i see!!! *oooh niisan SO SMART!!*
*DOUBLE GENJUTSU! MUTUAL MINDFUCKY!!*
*suddenly they are in each other's illusiondream, back to back, slicing each other's bondagesnakes to bits oh god i want this animated yesterday it will be so glorious*
14&15. aww once again double skelton hands to snatch orohead in midair in tandem. UCHIHA BROTHEEEEEEERS.
kabuto: *s-single tear????*
itachi: okay you've lost and also now izanami is ready. sucks to be you kabuto. my bad. this'll hurt you more than me (not really but.)
16. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUDDENLY KABUTO IS CUTTING ITACHI IN TWO AT THE WAIST WITH HIS MEDIC BLADEHAND!!!!!
*three* dramatic angles on three different panels. of course itachi is still undead so he still won't stay down but now he has to waste time reshaping himself and he might actually have lost his hold on izanami???? D: hng.
i think Kabuto burst out of the snake maw, too, he didn't mysteriously take two sharingan users by speed crossing several meters' distance. @_@
Sasuke: !!! O_O
itachi: O/.\O;;;
Kabuto: ;è__é; *tears in eyes but still ready to kick ass!* there's no way a genius like you who had everything could understand. i just wanted to be myself. i won't let anyone stop me!
... okay suddenly i kinda like kabuto a bit. Don't ask me why. maybe because that was a real badass move. and maybe because THIS ONE WAS HIS OWN TECHNIQUE. KABUTO YOU STUPIDHEAD.
long story short i enjoyed this chapter quite a bit. :D
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/59123737/1
OR
http://www.mangareader.net/naruto/585
1. woo the flashback is over! not that i didn't like learning about kabuto but
no actually i didn't give much of a crap. the sister was fun and having to kill each other and the trick with putting a replacement in kabuto's place so she thought he was fine and didn't recognize him was nice. but we have already seen the "oops killed a sort-of-parent-figure" thing with gaara and orphans pretty much everywhere. idk. also i'm bored of all villains having a tragikku past. though i guess Orochimaru mostly seemed to want to be evil for the sake of being evil, and his parents' death was a quickly forgotten starting point... and so far Madara's tragic past seems to be HASHIRAMA CHOSE THAT UZUMAKI HUSSY OVER ME, which uhh pff keep the angst up boy.
"blahblah what i want is not your sermons but your abilities and your data/intel/secrets/YOU ASA PAWN/whatevs i can steal rly"
Well tough luck. Itachi is S rank in sermon-giving. Sorry buddy. You know, when someone truly cares they don't give you what you want but what you need. Yep. Totally. u.u
okay no in that earlier panel where the two brothers are standing there looking at him i can almost hear the "... and we're supposed to give a shit about your reasons... why?"
2.
itachi: no need to overestimate me... i failed.
Kabuto: nah, i might pretend i hate the uchiha clan but really I envy it. u.u
itachi: uchiha's just a name, it just refers to our roots, our clan. that's nothing rly! it has no specific meaning.
kabuto: *was not having his whole flashbacky angst over the fact that he has neither of those. nope.* *is not now flashbackng to when he was a tiny kid scared and crying in the darkness blahblah* IT DOES MEAN SOMETHING. *ANGRY DARK SNAKE EYE*
huh, it does make it sound a bit like maybe there were uchihas at the battle where kabuto lost his memories, but then that'd mean he had remembered things from before the orphanage. more likely he's just pissed that itachi is all "oh yeah we have a clan and a past and stuff but that's not all that special rly u/.\u"
meanwhile sasuke is casually picking up his sword, no really go ahead and keep chatting it's fine. I'll just be over there. Arming myself.
3.kabuto: *HAND SEALS!!!*
sasuke: *sheating sword* aww niisan you sure i can't kill him? very sure? pretty please? >:X *poutyface*
itachi: sasuke i told you no already u/__\u;
sasuke: your izanami isn't ready yet?
itachi: ... no. a little patience, sasuke.
sasuke: but niisan he's being bothersome! are you really really sure i can't kill him a little?
itachi: sasuke don't make me turn this car around.
sasuke: >:X
meanwhile kabuto's stomach snake treansforms into stomach naked-and-wet pubescent boy as he casually refers to orochimaru-sama. wooo. From this angle this does not look at all as if they might be joined at the crotch!
4. yay sakon! and sakon's jutsu. (the angle doesn't help with the buttsex impression. this panel would be awesome out of context. or brain-scarring. or both. He's 14 for jiraiya's sake!
yay jiroubou and his earth dome jutsu! i think he... fliups the earth around so the amaterasu flames are smothered? (wouldn't they keep burning through the rock? i dun get the limitations.)
5. kidoumaru tries to net them with his web!!!
sasuke: *skips to niisan on one foot lalala*
*SIBLINGS EYEBLEED BLACK FIRE BEAM!!* fuck that noise, we hate spiders here.
6. uh oh, and now it's Stomach Kimimaro trying to bone them from behind.
With his actual bones, I mean. Thankfully he doesn't have a lower body. His lower body is one with Kabuto. No creepiness there! boy I am glad to see this was all wholesome and aboveboard after all, haha those misleadingly cut panels.
I love the Uchiha brothers moving together as they turn around all ocrap, it's a pretty dynamic angle on that bottom panel.
7. sasuke: woops we're trapped between the spiderweb and the bone forest after all. i'll take the back! you get the front! UCHIHA BROTHERS TEAM UP! >:O
itachi: hai hai. u/.\u ♥
sasuke: can you still use susanoo? *secretly fretting!!!!* (okay it doesn't show but in my heart of heart i know he is)
itachi: no prob. (♥)
*suddenly ghostly ribcages!* *suddenly sliced spiderweb/bones in parallel!*
(Thinking Too Much theater: i like that back in the day Neji used basic kaiten to cut the spiderweb; today Sasuke goes straight for the magic ribcage that eats chakra liek whoa. "If all you have is a hammer, all problems start to look like nails" or "the hyuuga technique is actually kinda badass and has natural advantages in some situations over what an uchiha can use thanks"? either way it's hehe.)
8. Stomach Kimimaro: =____= *makes bone flute from his palm* *becomes Stomach Tayuya*
I uh might be a perv but that panel where she's all topless but modestly covered by her unbound hair (sideboob!) and kabuto is standing behind her all creepy is really nice. I really liked Tayuya so it's nice to see her all pretty and creepy-ghost and being the one who lays the finishing hit, in a way.
9. itachi: *frets over little brother are you alright sasu...
hah! Genjutsu can do things! GO TAYUYA. >:O Sharingan doesn't protect against auditory-based genjutsu hahaha.
Suddenly snake bondage!! (and empty skulls on the ground, srsly who is decorating that illusion.)
Stomach Tayuya: *becomes Stomach Orochimaru*
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: THAT CREEPYSMILE >:]]]
10&11. oh god and not even the normal faux bishonen orochimaru, but the "real shape" tentacleporn horrormaw orochimaru. gnuuuuh.
hahahaha sasuke gets a small panel of looking all >8((( at Orochimaru. All "oh hell, not that creepnasty thing again.
kabuto: HAHAHA DO YOU REMEMBER THIS, SASUKE?? THE WAY I LOOK NOW
sasuke: *was trying to forget thx D8 *
itachi: ... =/___\= ... kabuto... you're a frikken moron. *WHAT TIME IS IT??? WHY LOOKS LIKE ITS SERMON TIME! :D* you're not orochimaru. (it might surprise you but.) It's fine to imitate someone you respect but do not act like you ARE him.
kabuto: >( Tone of people started out with imitation!!! like how sasuke started out trying to become JUST LIKE HIS NIISAN I.E. YOU.
sasuke: *flashbacks to his dad telling him to become like itachi* ... :/
itachi and sasuke: *turn their heads to stare at each other*
itachi: *dot dot dots in his speechbubble*
I laughed SO HARD there.
12. itachi: *will not be deterred from sermon no jutsu!* that's something you do in order to grow! it's not to be used as a costume to disguise yourself with! blahblahblah even if you copycat someone awesome you still won't get to take that awesome for yourself. you have to find your own special flavor of snowflake i mean awesome inside yourself, simba.
kabuto: ... SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU!!! *oroheads at!!!*
orochimaru's head: *BWEEE!!! >:EEEEE~]]
(those are his several rows of fangs on unhinged jaws. don't question my artistic smiley vision.)
13. so the two uchiha boys are still trapped by genjutsu against two stone pillars kinda like if they were tied up hng apparently they can see outside the illusion but still can't break it.ok why not. sharingan. *waves hand wavingly*
itachi: sasuke, look at my eyes!!!
in asuka's head: *music starts swelling in the background*
sasuke: -- i see!!! *oooh niisan SO SMART!!*
*DOUBLE GENJUTSU! MUTUAL MINDFUCKY!!*
*suddenly they are in each other's illusiondream, back to back, slicing each other's bondagesnakes to bits oh god i want this animated yesterday it will be so glorious*
14&15. aww once again double skelton hands to snatch orohead in midair in tandem. UCHIHA BROTHEEEEEEERS.
kabuto: *s-single tear????*
itachi: okay you've lost and also now izanami is ready. sucks to be you kabuto. my bad. this'll hurt you more than me (not really but.)
16. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUDDENLY KABUTO IS CUTTING ITACHI IN TWO AT THE WAIST WITH HIS MEDIC BLADEHAND!!!!!
*three* dramatic angles on three different panels. of course itachi is still undead so he still won't stay down but now he has to waste time reshaping himself and he might actually have lost his hold on izanami???? D: hng.
i think Kabuto burst out of the snake maw, too, he didn't mysteriously take two sharingan users by speed crossing several meters' distance. @_@
Sasuke: !!! O_O
itachi: O/.\O;;;
Kabuto: ;è__é; *tears in eyes but still ready to kick ass!* there's no way a genius like you who had everything could understand. i just wanted to be myself. i won't let anyone stop me!
... okay suddenly i kinda like kabuto a bit. Don't ask me why. maybe because that was a real badass move. and maybe because THIS ONE WAS HIS OWN TECHNIQUE. KABUTO YOU STUPIDHEAD.
long story short i enjoyed this chapter quite a bit. :D