more spam and pimping

[askerian]

w00t! genderbendjutsu is a brand new LJ comm for genderbending (both sexy no jutsu shenanigans and transexual-type things.) Man, I have so many fics and pics to spam this baby comm with. ... I think I'll wait a bit before I start in on it, or I'll smother 'em. XD



And now, a meme! Stolen from annotated_em @dreamwidth:
Give me a character's name and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulu, after all.

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[annotated_em]

Hmm, Duo Maxwell!

[askerian]

XD Someone asked for him on lj.

1. Hair. In the drain. Clogging. All the time. In the bed. on his clothes. On YOUR clothes. In your food (and then down your throat.)

2. I'd be surprised if he didn't have a touch of PTSD. Better not dream too hard, he'll shank you in both your sleeps. >__>

3. Unless you're a short gal you're likely taller than he is. Possibly WAY taller. Gundam pilots are all shrimps. >__>


And three more because that's cheating otherwise!

4. Pious Christians in your family tree? His ideas about God and religion will get you disinvited from every family reunion ever. (then again if you were looking for a way to avoid Great-Aunt Marigold that might not be a bad thing.)

5. Why is there a chemical bomb in your sink? Where are your cleaning products? Your good whisky? What do you mean, you never know when you'll need a Molotov cocktail?

6. everyone dies on him. everyone. You are not Heero Yuy. Run away now.

[(Anonymous)]

Kaitou Kid!

Muwahahahahaha.

[tephra]

Your link to genderbendjutsu goes to DreamWidth instead of LJ. I'm guessing you crossposted from DW and forgot to set the site in the user link. :)

For the meme... hmm. Haruno Sakura.

[askerian]

D: !!

Okay, okay. ;_;

1. He's really high maintenance. Not in terms of money so much, but of ATTENTION. You might get really weary having to be his audience day-in, day-out.

2. He'd never tell you the truth about where he is, what he's doing, and why, because he'd think it's too personal to share or he doesn't want to burden you/put you in danger. Or if you're dating Kid and *not Kaito*, he'd never be the type you can settle down with; you'd only ever see him in costume for an evening's fun. That's exciting for a while, but it's also an affair, not a relationship, so maybe after a while you'd get hurt that it can never deepen.

3. THE KID FANGIRLS WOULD FIND YOU AND KILL YOU DEAD. D:

[athinana.livejournal.com]

We~el...Kyuubi! ( I'm sure this one is easy )

[askerian]

... goddamnit dreamwidth! D: editing now. hn.

1. You'd never be Sasuke-kun and so there's a corner of her heart you'd never ever get. If you can't accept that, you're out. If you can, it's still really bittersweet.

2. Her team would come first. What, you had a date planned? Sorry, Naruto needs someone to water his plants/Kakashi has the flu/Sai needs advice for his own date, you understand, it's his first ever/it's surprise mission time. If you can't accept that, you're out.

3. You're presumably, a human person without chakra. The first time you piss her off and she forgets herself enough to give you a love tap, you're out. Of the window.

ARG. It posted too early. >=(

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

.... Zack Fair. Because I'm curious to see how that would(n't) work out.

Also, shiny new comm~

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

ZACK FAIR. >D

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Dammit! Okay, Aeris!

[edenfalling]

Naruto. :-)

[askerian]

>__>

9__9

u_______u

1) Your self-esteem would be in ruins for daring to be a furless bipedal leaf-eating monkey, AND THAT IS THE GOOD ENDING.

2) Your relationship would last exactly long enough for him to snatch you and shove you down his gullet.

3) My bad, your relationship would last until his stomach acids are done melting you. Hopefully they're not as superpowered as the rest of him and you'll have died of suffocation long before that point. But at least you'll have become one with him~

Re: ARG. It posted too early. >=(

[askerian]

1. He's too nice and friendly and fragging PERFECT ohoho, it's annoying. >__>

2. I bet he has tons of friends that he keeps inviting home when you just want to be alone with a good book. Also he's buddies with that scary sonovabitch Sephiroth.

3. His friggin swords keep ruining the wooden floors.

4. I bet you there's mako traces in his body fluids. Hello mako poisoning. D:

5. He's prettier than you are!!! (no offense, general you person, he's prettier than just about anyone. But damn is it annoying anyway! D: )

6. he glomps you = hello full body cast.

7. He'll ruin you re: hair gel.

[askerian]

1. If you're not into crossdressing, she is not the woman for you. It's a good thing you ARE into crossdressing, you just don't know it yet.

2. If you like to get your brood on, it's a guarantee she'll totally ruin it.

3. Having to drain a lake to recover her body will get costly. Just go for Seph's human mom, she's all preserved in crystal, not mushy at all, and even still kinda alive. She doesn't even talk much! (or hell, if you really want non-mushy, go straight for jenova. She'll like you. She likes everyone.)

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

1. Does the crossdressing still count if you're a girl?

Re: ARG. It posted too early. >=(

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

...okay, I LOL'd. Also, love how a great majority of those points could be negated by him pairing up with another Soldier. Or Aeris, who's an Ancient and supposedly has more of a connection to Gaia anyways....

[askerian]

1. Oh my god stop and think two seconds before just -- okay, now try to put yourself in this guy's shoes -- what do you mean they don't have childhood trauma of being abandoned and rejected for being different so you don't get them at all -- NO BEATING THEM UP TO FORCE UNDERSTANDING IS NOT AN OPTION.

2. His friends will always come first.

3. Once he's Hokage, that'll come first, too. Good luck trying not to become his support first and your own person second; it's likely he won't notice he and his huge goals are taking over all the space in your couple, so that'll be mostly on you.

[askerian]

Of course. D: Can you pass yet? No? YOU WILL.

[q99.livejournal.com]

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3) My bad, your relationship would last until his stomach acids are done melting you. Hopefully they're not as superpowered as the rest of him and you'll have died of suffocation long before that point. But at least you'll have become one with him~-

Hey, it worked out for Gin and Kin!

[nemi-chan.livejournal.com]

Duo!

[askerian]

1. Hair. In the drain. Clogging. All the time. In the bed. on his clothes. On YOUR clothes. In your food (and then down your throat.)

2. I'd be surprised if he didn't have a touch of PTSD. Better not dream too hard, he'll shank you in both your sleeps. >__>

3. Unless you're a short gal you're likely taller than he is. Possibly WAY taller. Gundam pilots are all shrimps. >__>

[q99.livejournal.com]

Tsunade?

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

1. More like around your throat. You'll get strangled in the night by The Braid. It is possessive and very possibly malevolent, demonic powers and all that, and you are not kickass enough to win a co-claim on Duo.

[askerian]

1. She'll gamble you out of house and home.

2. Good luck seeing her uninterrupted, between the village emergencies, the late work, and the fact that she often forgets to go home and falls asleep at her desk.

3. She's the Hokage. That likely means everywhere she goes there are ANBU in the shadows for her protection. Ninjas. Badass ninjas bristling with pointy death. Everywhere. Watching you.

Let's hope you're an exhibitionist.

[dragon695.livejournal.com]

Roxas? >.>