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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2024-06-01 03:02 pm

Monthly word count - may

TOTAL: 3 026... :(((((((((
this month has been BAD for my concentration. upside, i plotted out several things like cherry wine and also wasted idk how long making family trees for uchiha and senju. totally essential, glad you all agree. u_u;;;;

ok i also tried to come up with a quick svsss arranged marriage bingqiu and got so into "no but i need more setup for it, it makes no sense like this" and now it seems to be SQH crack with qijiu instead because *shen yuan hasn't been born yet* what the frick self.

POSTED : nothin.

IN PROGRESS
-svsss cracky plot divergence (1 545 words)
-bleach suburban ot4 (1 481 words)

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svsss
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The truth wasn't that Airplane had hatched a master plan to sneak out from under his System's unforgiving yoke.

The truth was that he'd been buried in emergency inventory lists to his eyebrows for the last two weeks, and just that day had to deal with eight different customers who couldn't understand why heightened demon-human hostilities would mean their ancient viagra tea would be harder to procure, all because his shifu thought he could do with more asshole-handling practice. The last thing he needed was Shen newly-Qingqiu getting in his face about the wrong wood being used in his tranquility-promoting benches.

Who the fuck caaaaaaares bro shut the FUCK up we all know it's because the wood grain's not the right swirliness for your "artistic vision"!

So he lost his temper.

In true Shang Qinghua fashion he lost it in the privacy of his own mind and nowhere else. "Ah, shixiong, you understand, we're too understaffed to send a team! It would be months before an expedition could be justified."

"Why is that."

Airplane had created Shen Jiu to be a bitch, but sometimes he was still surprised at the depths of bitchiness he managed to plunder with a single eyebrow.

"Because I try not to feed more than five shidis a week to Colossal Orchid-Faced Ants when I can help it?"

The way Shen Quingqiu paused and gave him a considering look had Shang Qinghua freeze solid for a second. Fuck fuck shit abort--

"Shang-shidi's tongue seems in fine form today," Shen Qingqiu commented in a silky way that Airplane translated into 'ooh, a challenger to my bitchy crown'. "One would almost think he didn't find his mistake anything to complain about."

... Jjghbgffhhh.

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bleach
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Karate chop: umm. Hi! I hope i'm not bothering you, Grimmjow-san?
Karate chop: we found new kittens! Kazui insisted we show you. :)
Karate chop sent a picture
Karate chop: they're hanging out behind my father in law's house, haha
Karate chop: wonder where they were born? Surely not too far from here.
Karate chop: ohh, there's one more kitten! She must be shy, it's the first time i see her!
Karate chop sent a picture
Karate chop sent a picture
Karate chop: i'll stop spamming you now. Have a good afternoon, Grimmjow-san!
Me: no new cats
Me: rat royale battle tho if youre into that
You sent a picture
Karate chop: ahahahah oh nooooo, their little fists!
Karate chop: :D :D :'D
You sent a picture
Me: lil flower in between two bricks
Karate chop: oh! That's a carnation! How did she get there? How pretty.
Karate chop: Kazui found you a buttercup! 
Karate chop sent a picture
Me: heh
Karate chop: ~^_^~
Me: hey kurosaki
Karate chop: yes? 
Me: the fuck happened to your house
Karate chop: oh
Karate chop: haha
Karate chop: Nel-chan didn't tell you? :)
Me: She did
Me: The little you told her anyway
Me: s'about the other day?
Karate chop: aheh... yeah.
Karate chop: ( ; ω ; )
Me: im bothering to tell you im sighing irl is how much im sighing abt this. wtf nerd glasses kurosaki 
Karate chop: ._.
Karate chop: it's not a bad thing, really! The neighbors...
Me: yeah i aint ever left a roof over my head over neighbors unless there was a knife fight involved. What else was in his moron cheeto head?
Karate chop: aheheheh
Karate chop: you don't mind if i talk to you about it? I don't want to bore you
Me: i'm ASKING ABT IT do you want me to put up a sign too
Me: give me the deets already woman
Karate chop: :O grimmjow-san is a gossip!!!!!!!! GASP.
Me: do i gotta pull out the emoticons

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