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Naruto 540 :DD
ngh *_*
1. LoveLetter McFodder: "Well, it'd be really uncouth to start prodding into who this other guy is, so I guess I'll get going... Hope it works out for you. He must be a really great guy if YOU're in love with him. :D"
Sakura: *thinks about Sasuke looking dark and wreathed in flames, wilts* .___.;;; "..."
Depressed guy: *leaves*
Suspicious NejiShadow: *approaches DUN DUN DUNN cue the noir angles of view and blacked out silhouettes~*
Sakura: *GASP*
2. Hot!Neji: *hand on shoulder* "You okay?"
Sakura: *looks adorably surprised*
Neji: "I don't blame you for being upset when we have an invisible enemy sneaking around in our midst."
*set up panel where nothing happens save Sakura looking at Neji, like maybe she's wondering when the heck he became sensitive and/or wondering how to tell him she was, uh, actually angsting about the guy his mancrush naruto is in love with.*
*panel where Sakura visibly dotdotdots before agreeing that they need to be vigilant*
3. THE MOON. Oh hey guys, Kishi still has another sheet of moon patterns to use. yay.
There is a liontigerwhatever stone statue. Zombitachi is chillin on its head, Nagatombie on its raised tail. They're wondering why the user (IE Kabuto) isn't making use of Itachi's awesome genjutsu techniques.
Apparently if I translate from poetically allusive/cryptic/OBTUSE, what Itachi means by his answer is, no one moves around or fights openly by night, just puts pressure on each other, and Madara must have his reasons to keep them in reserve.
Also they mention that Madara already had his own plan, and the one controlling them is NOT madara. Huh. Trying to decide whether they're being kept in reserve so Kabuchimaru can use them against Madara later on, maybe? Hm.
4. Oops. Back on the frontlines Neji is laid on his back in his chuunin vest, while Kiba and Akamaru surround him and ask him if he really truly doesn't want to go see the medics. OKAY this wasn't Neji at all. Byebye my awesome potential angst of Neji being forced to fight against enemies, byebye my awesome Sakura VS Byakugan fight scene. ;__;
But still, pffft. Kiba: hahaha you overused chakra you loser.
neji: SHUT UP KIBA *...actually yelling at Akamaru*
Kiba: D: >:E YOU'RE SO BURNT OUT YOU CANT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUMAN AND A DOG! AND EYESIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR THING!
Also woohoo confirmation that the byakugan needs constant chakra to work and that chakra exhaustion = blindness. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsexy.
5. Yay a hinata page! :D Lip-biting determined face = socute.
Shino: don't work too hard blahblah i have bugs already covering the whole area and also i'm a pompous ass and we wouldn't want to overwork the little missus would we.
Hinata: *still staring straight ahead and not at shino* thank you, Shino-kun, but I want to do the best job I can. *flashbacks to surprised!naruto face, and then happysmiling!narutoface* *DETERMINED LOOK* We're fighting this war to protect Naruto-kun! Failure is not an option!
Determined!hinata is always adorable. Though the sweatdrops don't make her seem very confident. XD;
I srsly hope all this focus is hinting at a Hyuuga-centric plot thing or moment. Waaaant.
6. Meanwhile in the sex tent. I mean Sakura's medical tent. Not!Neji is pumping Sakura for info on Shizune. (okay he's not neji, but he's using neji's face. and damn he's hot.)
Sakura: Right now she's looking at Tonton, she twisted her leg pretty bad. (ooh tonton is a female pig, i didn't know!)
Neji: Better than a hand injury. Will she be able to return to battle?
Sakura's eyes: *HI THERE CAMERA, YES A NICE LITTLE CLOSEUP...*
7. Sakura: *adorable little grin as she does a cute hand seal* ^-^ I think so! her hands are fine, so she can still form seals at least!
Not!Neji: *moves closer* that's a relief... by the way my arm still hurts, can you look again?
Sakura: *looks cute* sure, come closer~
not!Neji: *EVIL LIGHT FACE* *KUNAI!!*
8. SAKURA SMASH
HI HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A SAKURA ELBOW-DROP TO THE NECK :D :D :D :D :D ngggh double-page of badass.
Sakura: PIGLETS DONT HAVE HANDS.
Neji: WHAT, PIGLETS? I THOUGHT YOU MEANT TANTAN. TUNTUN. UH. TENTEN. THAT CHICK. SHE HAS HANDS RIGHT? okay fine you got me, i'm a zetsu. .__.
9. Sakura: *interrogating the Zetsu about how he managed to mimic Neji's chakra*
zetsu: I MIGHT NOT BE THE ONLY ONE BWAHAHA.
Sakura: *flashback to scroll-reading a report about Kisame & Kisaclone clusterfuck* of course!
ngh sakura being smart ♥
10. So once Zetsu has drained someone's chakra, he can then clone himself into a duplicate, down to the chakra signature. Hmmmmmm. I hope he doesn't try to drain Sakura, who is after all SITTING RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM. D:
foddernins: *barge in omg what happened!
sakura: i've got to make a report, you two stay here & babysit. (ngh hot)
11. A panel of Shizune & tonton being cute, and then we switch to... a jet of water landing in a pool...
ARE THOSE GUYS PEEING IN THE POND. yay for fouling the water D: But LMAO too, they're comparing the size of the ripples they make? seriously? how old are they? XDDD
peeing guy: hey friend dude, don't approach from behind, it's giving me stage fright.
friend dude: *was a zetsu clone lololol let's make you pee red lololol*
... i don't get why he keeps using a puny kunai and defeating two people at once... kunai are more badass weapons than we had been led to believe, huh. 9__9
12. silhouette!dude: *making grinning crazyface*
Those telepathic helmet-things are really ridiculous.
Meanwhile Shikadaddy is making time with the sexy Raikage's aide. Mmmh. Pimptastic runs in the family.
13. Shikadaddy thinks that the only possiblity is that they're using genjutsu on their dudes (to make them hold still for the slaughter? to control them into killing each other?)
Ao (byakugan thief guy): come on itachi was awesome with awesome range but he is not THAT awesome! D:
YES HE IS. >:(
And before they can embarrass themselves more with chasing wrong conclusions, Sakura's report reaches them.
14. Mmm, sexy aide girl makes a nice point -- the whole battle during the day was just a way for the zetsus to taste as many people as possible and be able to clone them and infiltrate supposedly secure areas. (maybe they weren't even really trying?) Worst case scenario the allied shinobis will be killing each other looking for the spies. AWESOME. :D :D :D
Shikadaddy: *think, think. thiiink oh hell*
... oh fuck, i already figured it out. -__- In his new mode, Naruto could read intent/emotion and he was able to find Kisame inside Samehada that way. Betcha Shikadaddy will go "this is the only solution" and they'll have to bring Naruto on board so he can root out the zetsus. meh, I kinda wanted him to go to war without permission...
15. Meanwhile, Raikage and Tsunade land in the middle of Naruto and Killerbee's path. THOU SHALL NOT PASS!
... oh this is so lame hahahaha XD
Killerbee: "N-NO BRASSIERE"
Raikage: "BEE! HOW DARE YOU BE STARING AT THE HOKAGE'S CHEST AT A TIME LIKE THIS"
Killerbee: "n-no, I meant to say "brother" and tripped on the T. But now that you mention it, I bet the Hokage's an E!"
... I think it's the first time someone actually mentions Tsunade's breasts out loud, save for Jiraiya (who was a perv anyway.)
Oh man, I'm still a bit sad it wasn't Neji somehow (Itachi controlling Neji! :D My old crackship of pretty!!) but Sakura being badass still compensates pretty awesomely. Woohoo~
1. LoveLetter McFodder: "Well, it'd be really uncouth to start prodding into who this other guy is, so I guess I'll get going... Hope it works out for you. He must be a really great guy if YOU're in love with him. :D"
Sakura: *thinks about Sasuke looking dark and wreathed in flames, wilts* .___.;;; "..."
Depressed guy: *leaves*
Suspicious NejiShadow: *approaches DUN DUN DUNN cue the noir angles of view and blacked out silhouettes~*
Sakura: *GASP*
2. Hot!Neji: *hand on shoulder* "You okay?"
Sakura: *looks adorably surprised*
Neji: "I don't blame you for being upset when we have an invisible enemy sneaking around in our midst."
*set up panel where nothing happens save Sakura looking at Neji, like maybe she's wondering when the heck he became sensitive and/or wondering how to tell him she was, uh, actually angsting about the guy his mancrush naruto is in love with.*
*panel where Sakura visibly dotdotdots before agreeing that they need to be vigilant*
3. THE MOON. Oh hey guys, Kishi still has another sheet of moon patterns to use. yay.
There is a liontigerwhatever stone statue. Zombitachi is chillin on its head, Nagatombie on its raised tail. They're wondering why the user (IE Kabuto) isn't making use of Itachi's awesome genjutsu techniques.
Apparently if I translate from poetically allusive/cryptic/OBTUSE, what Itachi means by his answer is, no one moves around or fights openly by night, just puts pressure on each other, and Madara must have his reasons to keep them in reserve.
Also they mention that Madara already had his own plan, and the one controlling them is NOT madara. Huh. Trying to decide whether they're being kept in reserve so Kabuchimaru can use them against Madara later on, maybe? Hm.
4. Oops. Back on the frontlines Neji is laid on his back in his chuunin vest, while Kiba and Akamaru surround him and ask him if he really truly doesn't want to go see the medics. OKAY this wasn't Neji at all. Byebye my awesome potential angst of Neji being forced to fight against enemies, byebye my awesome Sakura VS Byakugan fight scene. ;__;
But still, pffft. Kiba: hahaha you overused chakra you loser.
neji: SHUT UP KIBA *...actually yelling at Akamaru*
Kiba: D: >:E YOU'RE SO BURNT OUT YOU CANT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUMAN AND A DOG! AND EYESIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR THING!
Also woohoo confirmation that the byakugan needs constant chakra to work and that chakra exhaustion = blindness. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsexy.
5. Yay a hinata page! :D Lip-biting determined face = socute.
Shino: don't work too hard blahblah i have bugs already covering the whole area and also i'm a pompous ass and we wouldn't want to overwork the little missus would we.
Hinata: *still staring straight ahead and not at shino* thank you, Shino-kun, but I want to do the best job I can. *flashbacks to surprised!naruto face, and then happysmiling!narutoface* *DETERMINED LOOK* We're fighting this war to protect Naruto-kun! Failure is not an option!
Determined!hinata is always adorable. Though the sweatdrops don't make her seem very confident. XD;
I srsly hope all this focus is hinting at a Hyuuga-centric plot thing or moment. Waaaant.
6. Meanwhile in the sex tent. I mean Sakura's medical tent. Not!Neji is pumping Sakura for info on Shizune. (okay he's not neji, but he's using neji's face. and damn he's hot.)
Sakura: Right now she's looking at Tonton, she twisted her leg pretty bad. (ooh tonton is a female pig, i didn't know!)
Neji: Better than a hand injury. Will she be able to return to battle?
Sakura's eyes: *HI THERE CAMERA, YES A NICE LITTLE CLOSEUP...*
7. Sakura: *adorable little grin as she does a cute hand seal* ^-^ I think so! her hands are fine, so she can still form seals at least!
Not!Neji: *moves closer* that's a relief... by the way my arm still hurts, can you look again?
Sakura: *looks cute* sure, come closer~
not!Neji: *EVIL LIGHT FACE* *KUNAI!!*
8. SAKURA SMASH
HI HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A SAKURA ELBOW-DROP TO THE NECK :D :D :D :D :D ngggh double-page of badass.
Sakura: PIGLETS DONT HAVE HANDS.
9. Sakura: *interrogating the Zetsu about how he managed to mimic Neji's chakra*
zetsu: I MIGHT NOT BE THE ONLY ONE BWAHAHA.
Sakura: *flashback to scroll-reading a report about Kisame & Kisaclone clusterfuck* of course!
ngh sakura being smart ♥
10. So once Zetsu has drained someone's chakra, he can then clone himself into a duplicate, down to the chakra signature. Hmmmmmm. I hope he doesn't try to drain Sakura, who is after all SITTING RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM. D:
foddernins: *barge in omg what happened!
sakura: i've got to make a report, you two stay here & babysit. (ngh hot)
11. A panel of Shizune & tonton being cute, and then we switch to... a jet of water landing in a pool...
ARE THOSE GUYS PEEING IN THE POND. yay for fouling the water D: But LMAO too, they're comparing the size of the ripples they make? seriously? how old are they? XDDD
peeing guy: hey friend dude, don't approach from behind, it's giving me stage fright.
friend dude: *was a zetsu clone lololol let's make you pee red lololol*
... i don't get why he keeps using a puny kunai and defeating two people at once... kunai are more badass weapons than we had been led to believe, huh. 9__9
12. silhouette!dude: *making grinning crazyface*
Those telepathic helmet-things are really ridiculous.
Meanwhile Shikadaddy is making time with the sexy Raikage's aide. Mmmh. Pimptastic runs in the family.
13. Shikadaddy thinks that the only possiblity is that they're using genjutsu on their dudes (to make them hold still for the slaughter? to control them into killing each other?)
Ao (byakugan thief guy): come on itachi was awesome with awesome range but he is not THAT awesome! D:
YES HE IS. >:(
And before they can embarrass themselves more with chasing wrong conclusions, Sakura's report reaches them.
14. Mmm, sexy aide girl makes a nice point -- the whole battle during the day was just a way for the zetsus to taste as many people as possible and be able to clone them and infiltrate supposedly secure areas. (maybe they weren't even really trying?) Worst case scenario the allied shinobis will be killing each other looking for the spies. AWESOME. :D :D :D
Shikadaddy: *think, think. thiiink oh hell*
... oh fuck, i already figured it out. -__- In his new mode, Naruto could read intent/emotion and he was able to find Kisame inside Samehada that way. Betcha Shikadaddy will go "this is the only solution" and they'll have to bring Naruto on board so he can root out the zetsus. meh, I kinda wanted him to go to war without permission...
15. Meanwhile, Raikage and Tsunade land in the middle of Naruto and Killerbee's path. THOU SHALL NOT PASS!
... oh this is so lame hahahaha XD
Killerbee: "N-NO BRASSIERE"
Raikage: "BEE! HOW DARE YOU BE STARING AT THE HOKAGE'S CHEST AT A TIME LIKE THIS"
Killerbee: "n-no, I meant to say "brother" and tripped on the T. But now that you mention it, I bet the Hokage's an E!"
... I think it's the first time someone actually mentions Tsunade's breasts out loud, save for Jiraiya (who was a perv anyway.)
Oh man, I'm still a bit sad it wasn't Neji somehow (Itachi controlling Neji! :D My old crackship of pretty!!) but Sakura being badass still compensates pretty awesomely. Woohoo~