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Naruto 524!
I probably should go back and babble a bit about the previous chapters, been a while...
... alright, let's do it properly then.
LONG STORY SHORT KABUCHIMARU NEEDS AN ASSKICKING FOR STEALING HAKU ANND ZABUZAS MINDS BUT AT LEAST KAKASHI COULD TELL HAKU THAT ZABUZA LOOOOVED HIM BEFORE HE FADES AWAY WAUGH ;____;
random other observations:
* Sakura and Lee are there with Kakashi and Gai reproducing the back-to-back formation but somehow that's the last we see of them srsly wtf >:/
Lee: "i'll protect you even if it costs me my life!"
Sakura: ... >> yeah that's nice but keep your mind on the fighting.
*Suigetsu goes and freeds Juugo and then juugo says he'll go find suigetsu's sword with him! AAWWW STILL TEAMMATES. also they wonder about where Karin is! YESS. (haha suigetsu saying it's too quiet without her and dissing her behind her back XD)
* oh god that scorch element thing is horrifying. instant mummy! what, you're still alive? oops, well, not for long. D:
*owait no, we get to see Lee again, when he kicks someone in the face, and then Gai makes a speech about how it's inevitable you'll see partners die on the battlefield but if you don't keep your cool MORE of them will die -- it's not a speech i'd expect from goofy Gai, this really shows he has hidden depths. ♥
*OWAIT WE GET TO SEE SAKURA AGAIN SHE'S... healing someone and looking sad/worried/heartbroken/failuring. while everyone else is kicking ass/getting their ass kicked/shedding blood everywhere. okay she's the only medicnin in the main and secondary characters we've got around...
....
.... nrrrrrrrrg.
*OOPS SEVEN SWORDSMEN SUMMON.
* oh look, kakashi gets to borrow Convenient Cousins of canon characters too! It's not only for Kankuro! yay for the Nara. I henceforth dub thee Nara Kakashisbitch.
*suigetsu is so cute when he fangirls his awesome big brother and the big manly seven swordsmen. XD aaalso thanks for the convenient infodump... XD;
*hi there way too complicated plan with shadows and possession and whatnot. oh well, the explanation!chibis are cute. (oh, there's a Yamanaka Kakashisbitch too! man that name was sure popular during their generation.)
*okay that threading needle sword is also horrifying. squicked. squiiiicked.
* LOL ZABUZA SWORD REPAIRS ITSELF WITH YOUR BLOOD. pffyeahright.
* oops remake of Haku Impalement To SHield Zabuza. but this time they don't know what they're doing damn it. goddamn you, kabutochimaru. >((((
And this week's!
1. oh look, it's once again happening the exact same way it did. Jump, Kakashi, you and impaled!Haku, don't let Zabuza cut you! D:
girl!sandshinobi: D: NOOO HOTGENERAL
shippers: *perk up*
2. ... oops. Oh come on, how come you didn't see it coming, Kakashi, it happened once already. Okay, I guess this time around Haku couldn't conveniently die at just the right moment to free you, what with already being dead and all. >__>
... i srsly doubt kakashi is gonna be cut in half as well, but i foresee a pretty nice slice along his waist. >_> *CLICK NEXT*
(that page is very pretty. i am a bad person. but. very pretty.)
3. Nara Kakashisbitch: shit I failed to grab his shadow and kakashi got cut up for nothing!
Yamanaka Kakashisbitch: D: D: D: WAT NO NOT GENERAL KAKASHI D: D: D: *squintyface of WE ARE IN SUCH DEEP SHIT*
meanwhile kakashi flashbacks. aw, little!naruto on their way back from wave country, already all "gimme another A rank, bitch!" he sure didn't stay sad very long. >__>
"but i need to find more things i need to protect too!"
4. Naruto: "blahblah Haku said FREE LIFE LESSON I SHALL REMEMBER FOREVER :D"
flashback!Kakashi: *... secretly moved!!*
5. now!kakashi: *bleed bleed* ^__^ "i'm glad you were naruto's first opponents."
=> aaaaawww ;^;
kakashi: >__= now shit gonna get real.
6. Sand!girl name is Maki. Okay. She has a cloth-bind jutsu... huh. Kakashi counts on her for support as he prepapres to chidori the shit outta zabuza!
Haku: *ded on teh ground* *has had a lot of practice playing that role*
yeah, except his body is reforming. Oops? >__> come on, kakashi, take them down before he gets back up or Kishimoto will have to figure out, like, NEW plot.
(but, kakashi is v. hot in this issue somehow. Huh.)
7. blahblah i understand you better than you do yourself blahblah IMMA END YOU.
8. flashback to naruto being all "teehe, I know they were our enemies but i liked them!! ^______^"
... is it just me who finds it weird how super happy he is about meeting them, instead of being, you know... sad they're dead? :/ i mean, okay, pure hearted hero, but... that feels less realistic than his emotional reactions back in the day, i dunno.
9. KAKASHI FINALLY GETS TO IMPALE ZABUZA WITH HIS ARM. manly kakashi is manly. next he'll fight a bear!
nanana deep and tragic/manly exchange of eye-to-eye staring~
10. Ensui (also named Nara Kakashisbitch) finally gets to be useful and bind everyone together, while kakashi waxes poetry in his mind. okay no it's just those heavy trailing sentences where they're pretty much just describing wtf is going on and hammer on the theme of the scene.
11. blahblah more philosophical ponderings by kakashi, while kabuchimaru bitches at losing another couple pawns.
12. OMIGOD ONCE AGAIN SOMETHING LANDS ON HAKUS FACE TO MAKE HIM CRY except this time instead of pure snow it's BLOOD from zabuza's sword OMG SYMBOLIC.
and then on Haku's mirror splashes of blood start to glide down so that Zabuza's reflection looks like it's crying blood too! EVEN MORE SYMBOLIC.
it'll make a very pretty anime episode. though of course they'll have to censor the arm impalement and possibly haku being cut in half at the waist.
ClothySand McKakashisbitch gets to do stuff! woohoo flying, uh, cloth.
13. Mummy tiems! meanwhile the fog lifts and the rest of kakashi's bitches can... uh... see their death coming. great comfort there i'm sure.
Kakashi: *makes little impromptu speech on how they can never forgive someone who uses that zombie spell!* *brandishes zabuza's penis replacement sword!* Sai! Come with me! i know you were one of Danzou's prized soldiers! there's no more need to hold back your emotions!
THIS BIT OF DIALOGUE IS SO WEIRD. i can't decide if he implied that Sai was part of Danzou's harem and still has baggage about it or what. XD
... okay so i edited part of that dialogue out where he was mentioning that he wanted to use Sai's Root expertise with seals (when the fuck did he ever hint he had any, apart from his expertise with sitting there while Danzou felt up his tongue), but i swear i didn't add a thing. XD
14. kakashi: ... listen bitch, it takes a lot to piss me off but yeah, look at this face? THIS IS MY PISSED OFF FACE. Okay? Okay. "THE COPY NINJA KAKASHI, THE MAN WHO COPIED A THOUSAND TECHNIQUES... IS ABOUT TO GO ON A RAMPAGE!"
dude, tooting your own horn? Pfffhahaha XD Still, angry!kakashi might ping me a little bit... *__*
meanwhile a White Aloe Vera guy (whatshisname again) venus-flytraps Neji! oh no. Let's pray he can't also grow tentacles. Because seriously, this is prime doujin material. t-thighs D:
OM NOM NOM NEJI CHAKRA. yeah let's think about how sucking up Hyuuga chakra might not work out. >__>
15. neji: *ASPLODS PLANT GUY* >:O
Oh shit, so many more plantguys!
Kiba: >:E
Neji: ... >:/ KIBA HEEL.
okay i'm loling.
16. blahblah the second tsuchikage could go invisible...
... but he still leaves steps on the ground... where he walks on sand...
... SAND? Oh hell, run, you idiot. XD Wait, it's too late. GAARA HAS FOUND YOU.
17. gaara: *chillin atop tall stone pillar which someone prolly made just so he could loom in style*
shinobi army: *looks like a bazilion tiny ants in the background*
WE GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP~
okay no, likely 2/3rds of them will die. XD But hey, Naruto and Killerbee will be safe!
All in one, i enjoyed this week's chapter. the kakashi/zabuza fight was full of pretty angles of view and pretty faces and blood -- will make a lovely lovely episode -- and yay for glimpses of neji/kiba and gaara.
Now where is sakura. did she fall into a plothole again? damn you kishi. ;_____;
... alright, let's do it properly then.
LONG STORY SHORT KABUCHIMARU NEEDS AN ASSKICKING FOR STEALING HAKU ANND ZABUZAS MINDS BUT AT LEAST KAKASHI COULD TELL HAKU THAT ZABUZA LOOOOVED HIM BEFORE HE FADES AWAY WAUGH ;____;
random other observations:
* Sakura and Lee are there with Kakashi and Gai reproducing the back-to-back formation but somehow that's the last we see of them srsly wtf >:/
Lee: "i'll protect you even if it costs me my life!"
Sakura: ... >> yeah that's nice but keep your mind on the fighting.
*Suigetsu goes and freeds Juugo and then juugo says he'll go find suigetsu's sword with him! AAWWW STILL TEAMMATES. also they wonder about where Karin is! YESS. (haha suigetsu saying it's too quiet without her and dissing her behind her back XD)
* oh god that scorch element thing is horrifying. instant mummy! what, you're still alive? oops, well, not for long. D:
*owait no, we get to see Lee again, when he kicks someone in the face, and then Gai makes a speech about how it's inevitable you'll see partners die on the battlefield but if you don't keep your cool MORE of them will die -- it's not a speech i'd expect from goofy Gai, this really shows he has hidden depths. ♥
*OWAIT WE GET TO SEE SAKURA AGAIN SHE'S... healing someone and looking sad/worried/heartbroken/failuring. while everyone else is kicking ass/getting their ass kicked/shedding blood everywhere. okay she's the only medicnin in the main and secondary characters we've got around...
....
.... nrrrrrrrrg.
*OOPS SEVEN SWORDSMEN SUMMON.
* oh look, kakashi gets to borrow Convenient Cousins of canon characters too! It's not only for Kankuro! yay for the Nara. I henceforth dub thee Nara Kakashisbitch.
*suigetsu is so cute when he fangirls his awesome big brother and the big manly seven swordsmen. XD aaalso thanks for the convenient infodump... XD;
*hi there way too complicated plan with shadows and possession and whatnot. oh well, the explanation!chibis are cute. (oh, there's a Yamanaka Kakashisbitch too! man that name was sure popular during their generation.)
*okay that threading needle sword is also horrifying. squicked. squiiiicked.
* LOL ZABUZA SWORD REPAIRS ITSELF WITH YOUR BLOOD. pffyeahright.
* oops remake of Haku Impalement To SHield Zabuza. but this time they don't know what they're doing damn it. goddamn you, kabutochimaru. >((((
And this week's!
1. oh look, it's once again happening the exact same way it did. Jump, Kakashi, you and impaled!Haku, don't let Zabuza cut you! D:
girl!sandshinobi: D: NOOO HOTGENERAL
shippers: *perk up*
2. ... oops. Oh come on, how come you didn't see it coming, Kakashi, it happened once already. Okay, I guess this time around Haku couldn't conveniently die at just the right moment to free you, what with already being dead and all. >__>
... i srsly doubt kakashi is gonna be cut in half as well, but i foresee a pretty nice slice along his waist. >_> *CLICK NEXT*
(that page is very pretty. i am a bad person. but. very pretty.)
3. Nara Kakashisbitch: shit I failed to grab his shadow and kakashi got cut up for nothing!
Yamanaka Kakashisbitch: D: D: D: WAT NO NOT GENERAL KAKASHI D: D: D: *squintyface of WE ARE IN SUCH DEEP SHIT*
meanwhile kakashi flashbacks. aw, little!naruto on their way back from wave country, already all "gimme another A rank, bitch!" he sure didn't stay sad very long. >__>
"but i need to find more things i need to protect too!"
4. Naruto: "blahblah Haku said FREE LIFE LESSON I SHALL REMEMBER FOREVER :D"
flashback!Kakashi: *... secretly moved!!*
5. now!kakashi: *bleed bleed* ^__^ "i'm glad you were naruto's first opponents."
=> aaaaawww ;^;
kakashi: >__= now shit gonna get real.
6. Sand!girl name is Maki. Okay. She has a cloth-bind jutsu... huh. Kakashi counts on her for support as he prepapres to chidori the shit outta zabuza!
Haku: *ded on teh ground* *has had a lot of practice playing that role*
yeah, except his body is reforming. Oops? >__> come on, kakashi, take them down before he gets back up or Kishimoto will have to figure out, like, NEW plot.
(but, kakashi is v. hot in this issue somehow. Huh.)
7. blahblah i understand you better than you do yourself blahblah IMMA END YOU.
8. flashback to naruto being all "teehe, I know they were our enemies but i liked them!! ^______^"
... is it just me who finds it weird how super happy he is about meeting them, instead of being, you know... sad they're dead? :/ i mean, okay, pure hearted hero, but... that feels less realistic than his emotional reactions back in the day, i dunno.
9. KAKASHI FINALLY GETS TO IMPALE ZABUZA WITH HIS ARM. manly kakashi is manly. next he'll fight a bear!
nanana deep and tragic/manly exchange of eye-to-eye staring~
10. Ensui (also named Nara Kakashisbitch) finally gets to be useful and bind everyone together, while kakashi waxes poetry in his mind. okay no it's just those heavy trailing sentences where they're pretty much just describing wtf is going on and hammer on the theme of the scene.
11. blahblah more philosophical ponderings by kakashi, while kabuchimaru bitches at losing another couple pawns.
12. OMIGOD ONCE AGAIN SOMETHING LANDS ON HAKUS FACE TO MAKE HIM CRY except this time instead of pure snow it's BLOOD from zabuza's sword OMG SYMBOLIC.
and then on Haku's mirror splashes of blood start to glide down so that Zabuza's reflection looks like it's crying blood too! EVEN MORE SYMBOLIC.
it'll make a very pretty anime episode. though of course they'll have to censor the arm impalement and possibly haku being cut in half at the waist.
ClothySand McKakashisbitch gets to do stuff! woohoo flying, uh, cloth.
13. Mummy tiems! meanwhile the fog lifts and the rest of kakashi's bitches can... uh... see their death coming. great comfort there i'm sure.
Kakashi: *makes little impromptu speech on how they can never forgive someone who uses that zombie spell!* *brandishes zabuza's penis replacement sword!* Sai! Come with me! i know you were one of Danzou's prized soldiers! there's no more need to hold back your emotions!
THIS BIT OF DIALOGUE IS SO WEIRD. i can't decide if he implied that Sai was part of Danzou's harem and still has baggage about it or what. XD
... okay so i edited part of that dialogue out where he was mentioning that he wanted to use Sai's Root expertise with seals (when the fuck did he ever hint he had any, apart from his expertise with sitting there while Danzou felt up his tongue), but i swear i didn't add a thing. XD
14. kakashi: ... listen bitch, it takes a lot to piss me off but yeah, look at this face? THIS IS MY PISSED OFF FACE. Okay? Okay. "THE COPY NINJA KAKASHI, THE MAN WHO COPIED A THOUSAND TECHNIQUES... IS ABOUT TO GO ON A RAMPAGE!"
dude, tooting your own horn? Pfffhahaha XD Still, angry!kakashi might ping me a little bit... *__*
meanwhile a White Aloe Vera guy (whatshisname again) venus-flytraps Neji! oh no. Let's pray he can't also grow tentacles. Because seriously, this is prime doujin material. t-thighs D:
OM NOM NOM NEJI CHAKRA. yeah let's think about how sucking up Hyuuga chakra might not work out. >__>
15. neji: *ASPLODS PLANT GUY* >:O
Oh shit, so many more plantguys!
Kiba: >:E
Neji: ... >:/ KIBA HEEL.
okay i'm loling.
16. blahblah the second tsuchikage could go invisible...
... but he still leaves steps on the ground... where he walks on sand...
... SAND? Oh hell, run, you idiot. XD Wait, it's too late. GAARA HAS FOUND YOU.
17. gaara: *chillin atop tall stone pillar which someone prolly made just so he could loom in style*
shinobi army: *looks like a bazilion tiny ants in the background*
WE GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP~
okay no, likely 2/3rds of them will die. XD But hey, Naruto and Killerbee will be safe!
All in one, i enjoyed this week's chapter. the kakashi/zabuza fight was full of pretty angles of view and pretty faces and blood -- will make a lovely lovely episode -- and yay for glimpses of neji/kiba and gaara.
Now where is sakura. did she fall into a plothole again? damn you kishi. ;_____;
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(Cheerful!Naruto didn't bother me much because I figure they took a couple of days to recover and grew up in an environment where death isn't treated as an abstract)
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he doesn't bother me that much, i think it *could* happen, but i remember early naruto manga and he wasn't as cheerful as fandom says it very often, he raged and he was sad and he asked hard, painful questions, so that flashback makes it seem a bit whitewashed... i don't know how to explain. But it's not a huge problem, just that i'm evil and would rather see him sad. XD
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Neji: ... >:/ KIBA HEEL.
okay i'm loling.
OH GOD NEJI'S EXPRESSION DID IT FOR ME xD
eeeeeeeeee HI GAARA *______*
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* oh god that scorch element thing is horrifying. instant mummy! what, you're still alive? oops, well, not for long. D:-
Elemental kekkei genkai are *scary*. There are pretty much no weak ninja with them, as far as we've been shown.
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* LOL ZABUZA SWORD REPAIRS ITSELF WITH YOUR BLOOD. pffyeahright.-
Still not exactly an ability that makes it scary :) More... somewhat practical.
The Swordsmen all in all are pretty badass.
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14. kakashi: ... listen bitch, it takes a lot to piss me off but yeah, look at this face? THIS IS MY PISSED OFF FACE. Okay? Okay. "THE COPY NINJA KAKASHI, THE MAN WHO COPIED A THOUSAND TECHNIQUES... IS ABOUT TO GO ON A RAMPAGE!"
dude, tooting your own horn? Pfffhahaha XD Still, angry!kakashi might ping me a little bit... *__*-
We do rarely get to see Kakashi show just how many techniques he has, as opposed to using his few best :)
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16. blahblah the second tsuchikage could go invisible...
... but he still leaves steps on the ground... where he walks on sand...
... SAND? Oh hell, run, you idiot. XD Wait, it's too late. GAARA HAS FOUND YOU.-
Kage vs Kage! XD
I had a weird dream last night of Gaara fighting all the previous Kazekage, having trouble with 3rd due to the iron sands, and then was rescued when Kankuro with Sasori's Third Kazekage puppet and Hinata-in-a-mecha-who-was-crazy and seemed to think she was Temari showed up.
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..... mergh. *shakes fist at kishi a little*
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@__@ yeah, you're right. brrrr. ♥
I REALLY hope we'll see kakashi using other techniques than the chidori. REALLY. Because dude, false advertising. >___>
... y-your dream what XDDDDDD temari!Hinata in a mecha! *ded*
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I REALLY hope we'll see kakashi using other techniques than the chidori. REALLY. Because dude, false advertising. >___>
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Ditto! He's usually relied on Kamui against tough foes, but I wanna see him go nuts with elemental (+other non eye) jutsu.
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(Anonymous) 2011-01-29 08:51 am (UTC)(link)THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO MEAN ANYTHING FREUDIAN.
-- Guile
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