Heh! I love how Naruchan being shoved to the edge of the mattress quickly flip-flopped from long suffering to turning out to be saving her from asphyxiation. Somehow the entire thing still felt in character for Naruto, so congrats! Kind of mean to taunt the readers with threesome implications and 'lesbian shenanigans'; any possibility of those showing up as well?

(Also, who said "Alright," she said, a little strangled, "if you insist."
?)