Popular and well-loved and not giving a shit about any of it. Superior, cold, disdainful, refusing to accept him as an equal. And that friggin cheat mode of a sharingan!
But Satsuki has the most gorgeous face, even more gorgeous than Sakura, and when she whips her head around her long mane swings around her hips and then it gets really hard not to notice her butt. Like... really hard. In his pants.
So he kinda hates her. And he kinda hates that he can't stop looking, that he can't stop wanting her to start hating him, because hate is so much better than that frozen indifference. Because he's just one of those boys and Uchiha Satsuki doesn't give a damn about boys, she's written them all off.
He wants her to be his rival. But when his classmates notice they laugh at him, so he says he just wants her to be his girlfriend -- they still laugh like he's stupid, but at least not like he's not a real man on top of it.
It's even a tiny little bit true, but he's not even dreaming that far. He just wants her to see him, see his power, see his drive, recognize him, just the way she wants them all to recognize her.
But they all look at her pretty doll face and her tits and they start cooing and coddling and trying to dull her razor edges, and he hates them more than he's ever hated Satsuki.
7. schoolfic: (locker room therapy)
"... Bunny?"
Sasuke's eyebrows twitch.
Naruto gives him a long considering look. "Hm, nah. Sugarplum?"
Another twitch.
"Yeah, you're right, why a plum. Baby?"
"Shut up, Uzumaki," Sasuke whispers between clenched teeth. The teacher walks past slowly, glancing at them as he lectures. Sasuke's head bows to pretend he's looking at his notes. Naruto just watches him.
"Aw, seriously, nothing fits." He nudges Sasuke's foot under the table, and quickly folds it back safely under his chair. Sasuke's kick scythes past real close. "Tiger? Yeah, that's more manly."
"Will you fucking stop it."
"I gotta find something! 'Giver of mutual orgasms' is, like, way too long."
Naruto's voice got kinda loud there. This time it's Sasuke's shoulders that twitch -- almost closer to a flinch, in fact. "... We're in CLASS," he whispers, like their neighbors haven't already heard.
"That'll learn you to pretend you don't know me," Naruto drawls right back, not even making an effort to be quiet anymore.
Sasuke glares at a couple of interested classmates and then leans toward Naruto and hisses angrily in his ear, "I'm trying to protect your reputation, retard."
Naruto stares at him for a second.
"...You asked for it. HEY GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT."
Then he leans in and he kisses Sasuke full on the mouth, tongue and all.
He pulls back, grins brightly, pretends his heart isn't beating its way through his throat. "So I was thinking... my little pumpkin?"
The class is full of catcalls and furious whisperings. Sakura squeals. Sai starts sketching. Naruto lets it wash over him. Sasuke is still staring, face blank with shock.
"Unless you're okay with 'boyfriend' after all."
Sasuke's mouth opens. No sound comes out for like a hour and thirty seconds. Or at least thirty seconds. And then his bastard blushes, and he nods a little bit.
(Some guys send the 'fag' word flying, but Kiba's fist flies back just as quickly.)
Naruto is still grinning like a loon when the spine of a book hits him in the head.
"Congratulations," says their teacher. "May I offer you the pleasure of a date, this evening, in our charming detention room?"
Naruto mutters annoyedly as Kakashi claps his hands and regains control of the classroom, but Sasuke is still all red and flustered like Naruto never dreamed he could get, so even when the bastard revenge-kicks his ankle he still can't stop grinning.
narusasu- genderbending+high school (Locker Room Therapyverse)
Naruto kinda hates Uchiha.
Popular and well-loved and not giving a shit about any of it. Superior, cold, disdainful, refusing to accept him as an equal. And that friggin cheat mode of a sharingan!
But Satsuki has the most gorgeous face, even more gorgeous than Sakura, and when she whips her head around her long mane swings around her hips and then it gets really hard not to notice her butt. Like... really hard. In his pants.
So he kinda hates her. And he kinda hates that he can't stop looking, that he can't stop wanting her to start hating him, because hate is so much better than that frozen indifference. Because he's just one of those boys and Uchiha Satsuki doesn't give a damn about boys, she's written them all off.
He wants her to be his rival. But when his classmates notice they laugh at him, so he says he just wants her to be his girlfriend -- they still laugh like he's stupid, but at least not like he's not a real man on top of it.
It's even a tiny little bit true, but he's not even dreaming that far. He just wants her to see him, see his power, see his drive, recognize him, just the way she wants them all to recognize her.
But they all look at her pretty doll face and her tits and they start cooing and coddling and trying to dull her razor edges, and he hates them more than he's ever hated Satsuki.
7. schoolfic: (locker room therapy)
"... Bunny?"
Sasuke's eyebrows twitch.
Naruto gives him a long considering look. "Hm, nah. Sugarplum?"
Another twitch.
"Yeah, you're right, why a plum. Baby?"
"Shut up, Uzumaki," Sasuke whispers between clenched teeth. The teacher walks past slowly, glancing at them as he lectures. Sasuke's head bows to pretend he's looking at his notes. Naruto just watches him.
"Aw, seriously, nothing fits." He nudges Sasuke's foot under the table, and quickly folds it back safely under his chair. Sasuke's kick scythes past real close. "Tiger? Yeah, that's more manly."
"Will you fucking stop it."
"I gotta find something! 'Giver of mutual orgasms' is, like, way too long."
Naruto's voice got kinda loud there. This time it's Sasuke's shoulders that twitch -- almost closer to a flinch, in fact. "... We're in CLASS," he whispers, like their neighbors haven't already heard.
"That'll learn you to pretend you don't know me," Naruto drawls right back, not even making an effort to be quiet anymore.
Sasuke glares at a couple of interested classmates and then leans toward Naruto and hisses angrily in his ear, "I'm trying to protect your reputation, retard."
Naruto stares at him for a second.
"...You asked for it. HEY GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT."
Then he leans in and he kisses Sasuke full on the mouth, tongue and all.
He pulls back, grins brightly, pretends his heart isn't beating its way through his throat. "So I was thinking... my little pumpkin?"
The class is full of catcalls and furious whisperings. Sakura squeals. Sai starts sketching. Naruto lets it wash over him. Sasuke is still staring, face blank with shock.
"Unless you're okay with 'boyfriend' after all."
Sasuke's mouth opens. No sound comes out for like a hour and thirty seconds. Or at least thirty seconds. And then his bastard blushes, and he nods a little bit.
(Some guys send the 'fag' word flying, but Kiba's fist flies back just as quickly.)
Naruto is still grinning like a loon when the spine of a book hits him in the head.
"Congratulations," says their teacher. "May I offer you the pleasure of a date, this evening, in our charming detention room?"
Naruto mutters annoyedly as Kakashi claps his hands and regains control of the classroom, but Sasuke is still all red and flustered like Naruto never dreamed he could get, so even when the bastard revenge-kicks his ankle he still can't stop grinning.