"hay Saro, what are we doing tonight?" "the same thing we do every night, Asuka, RPing totally OOC crack-universes! i'm thinking... mermaids." "Bah, mermaids are boring! We did girl-sasuke and merboy-neji the other day and I don't feel sasuke-girly. In fact I feel... NARUTOISH. Except, you know, actually mature." "So not really Naruto, then. Well, good, because I feel... girl-neji! ... you can look surprised now." "that's not my surprised face? oh dear. u.u" "Okay, mature adult naruto and nejimermaid. Hmmmmm. Needs a little spice." "I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! MERMAIDS... IN SPACE. No see it would totally work, like neji is a girlmermaid running away from her stupid clan-pod-thing who are all asses and Naruto is a scientist from some other planet and he has a bitching submarine-spaceship! and they can go hunt fish and play in sunken cities and everything. Whatcha think?" "At this point we should just slap original names on them. Okay, let's do it."
This is only barely paraphrased, I'm rather ashamed to say.
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"hay Saro, what are we doing tonight?"
"the same thing we do every night, Asuka, RPing totally OOC crack-universes! i'm thinking... mermaids."
"Bah, mermaids are boring! We did girl-sasuke and merboy-neji the other day and I don't feel sasuke-girly. In fact I feel... NARUTOISH. Except, you know, actually mature."
"So not really Naruto, then. Well, good, because I feel... girl-neji! ... you can look surprised now."
"that's not my surprised face? oh dear. u.u"
"Okay, mature adult naruto and nejimermaid. Hmmmmm. Needs a little spice."
"I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! MERMAIDS... IN SPACE. No see it would totally work, like neji is a girlmermaid running away from her stupid clan-pod-thing who are all asses and Naruto is a scientist from some other planet and he has a bitching submarine-spaceship! and they can go hunt fish and play in sunken cities and everything. Whatcha think?"
"At this point we should just slap original names on them. Okay, let's do it."
This is only barely paraphrased, I'm rather ashamed to say.