Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...! *cough* Sorry 'bout that.

*ded of teh squee* Eeew, now pants are all squishy. D: But really, I think I hurt something from laughing so hard. And the funny didn't stop! Ever!

And I can't pick a favorite bit, but--

drenched with mommy fluids

and

_{"his FACE ahaha"}

and

"Daddy!" she cried happily, and entirely bypassed him to throw herself at Kakashi.

Naruto stood frozen in horror. Kakashi blinked placidly, and gave the grey-haired head butting against his chest a little pat.

and

quietly suffocating with laughter

--are all right up there, and if I let myself, I'd end up quoting the whole thing back to you.

One thing though: you might have given the dads away with the description of Sakura's behavior while with child. Just a thought. :O

Another thought--if Sasuke wants to repopulate the clan, one mother's not going to be enough. Naruto should bear his children too. 8D