Oh my god, the crack! This fic reminds me of one of my favorite Naruto episodes - the "What's Behind Kakashi's Mask" one. Hi-larious. :)

Anyway, minor suggestion, if I may:
Naruto snatched up the two leftover children, made a horrible grimace at the two of them, and stomped off...
This sentence is a bit unclear. Is "the two of them" referring to Sasuke and Kakashi, Kakashi and Aoru, or the two leftover children?

(I've been lurking for a bit, but I love your Teamwork stories.)