I got very flat, long hair i dun liek to bother with, and my parents both have short hair (in the case of my dad he's kinda balding. a lot.) the hair spray was my brothers' and they've more or less moved out, so. alas! deprivig me of weapons.

No canned air either. What is canned air supposed to be used for? like, clean up keyboards an stuff? emptied my last one some time ago... augh. T___T *DEFENSELESS* come and protect meeeeee.