-"But that guy's so fucking slippery, I'll never get to fight him at this rate!"
Yachiru gives him a commiserating nod, sitting at his side on the bench. She's disappointed too. That new guy's got potential to be interesting, not that Kenpachi would know for sure since his reiatsu is so well-muffled, but he's just too polite about refusing fights, and he never leaves any opening for Kenpachi to just attack him. And suddenly Yachiru's eyes light up, her long legs -- when did that happen? -- unfold, and she jumps on her feet, dusting off her uniform. "Leave it to me, Ken-chan!"
They hear his bellow of "WHAT DID YOU DO TO YACHIRU, YOU PERVERTED LITTLE FREAK?!" over the whole of Seireitei. Best thing is, there are witnesses to testify about her mussed hair and open kimono.
Of course the fact that the little bastard got a look -- perhaps even a hand -- down there goes on the minus list, but Kenpachi figures, if she minded, she'd have slashed off the guy's hands on her own.
Strangely enough, THAT thought is a minus, too.
-Ichigo comes to find him after he dies for good. "I'm free for your rematch now, still interested?"
-His sword gets tired of him being a dumbass and just tells him her name, already. And then he realizes he's always known.
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-"But that guy's so fucking slippery, I'll never get to fight him at this rate!"
Yachiru gives him a commiserating nod, sitting at his side on the bench. She's disappointed too. That new guy's got potential to be interesting, not that Kenpachi would know for sure since his reiatsu is so well-muffled, but he's just too polite about refusing fights, and he never leaves any opening for Kenpachi to just attack him. And suddenly Yachiru's eyes light up, her long legs -- when did that happen? -- unfold, and she jumps on her feet, dusting off her uniform. "Leave it to me, Ken-chan!"
They hear his bellow of "WHAT DID YOU DO TO YACHIRU, YOU PERVERTED LITTLE FREAK?!" over the whole of Seireitei. Best thing is, there are witnesses to testify about her mussed hair and open kimono.
Of course the fact that the little bastard got a look -- perhaps even a hand -- down there goes on the minus list, but Kenpachi figures, if she minded, she'd have slashed off the guy's hands on her own.
Strangely enough, THAT thought is a minus, too.
-Ichigo comes to find him after he dies for good. "I'm free for your rematch now, still interested?"
-His sword gets tired of him being a dumbass and just tells him her name, already. And then he realizes he's always known.