ext_66859 ([identity profile] monique-27.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] askerian 2007-10-07 10:57 pm (UTC)

The sixth day is a MYSTERY. u.u-V It is a mystery of such awe-inspiring brillance that it deleted itself from the writer's mind after being created, so that it might keep its awesome mysteriousness more closely. u.u <- BEST. EXCUSE. EVER. (Even though, yeah, I kinda wanna know how it went down too. *lol*)

Is it so wrong that I am deliriously happy about Tsume training Naruto like he’s a puppy? *wibbles*

-- except from the fact that she has boobs, she looks like Kiba with lipstick. <- -- except _for_ the fact that she has boobs, she looks like Kiba with lipstick.

And then there's her huge, scarred wolf-dog, who sits there, totally still, and waits for the permission to eat him. <- And then there's her huge, scarred wolf-dog, who sits there, totally still, and waits for permission to eat him. [or] And then there's her huge, scarred wolf-dog, who sits there, totally still, and waits for her permission to eat him.

Inuzuka Tsume snorts. "You don't listen well, do you." I _LOVE_ how that’s _NOT_ a question. *snickerfit*

The woman sighs, arms unfolding, and in three long steps, she's in front of him, with her hand clamped on the back of his neck to pull him down at her level. <- The woman sighs, arms unfolding, and in three long steps she's in front of him with her hand clamped on the back of his neck to pull him down _to_ her level.

In matters of chakra level, Naruto is stronger than she is. He's faster, too. Yet he still hasn't managed to dodge her neck-grab-and-shake trick even once. He thinks it might be a secret mom power. … Sadly, his chakra-manipulating skills don't progress as well as his socialization; so one morning he arrives at the Inuzuka's, and Tsume is grinning. He almost starts running the other way. "I asked Hatake for advice," she says, and Naruto does start moving the other way, except her black wolf-dog is standing in his way. <- ABSOLUTE WIN!

Go in, track her scent, go out. <- Go in, track her scent, _get_ out.

Naruto has the strong feeling that he's going to die. <- *>.<* OMG I LOVE YOU! *LOL*

By "many creatures born this season," Tsume apparently didn't mean cute little fawns and bunnies. She meant baby giant tigers -- which means their mother is out hunting. She also meant giant centipedes, and blood-drinking wasps, and a bazillion metric fucktons of snakes. <- *LOL* Well, of course she does. *snickerfit* Poor Naruto!

The note says "Good job! Now inject the antidote before the poisonous algae does you in." <- …*omglolnarutolol*

And the more tightly he controls where the chakra goes and how much of it he uses, and the less headaches he gets, and that's worth the whole training by itself. <- And the more tightly he controls where the chakra goes and how much of it he uses, the less headaches he gets, and that's worth the whole training by itself.

"... 'm done. Tell me it was all Kakashi's fault." Tsume chuckles softly. "Not really. It's an old method of nin-dog training." Naruto gives her an incredulous look. "You're training me like you would a dog?" Kuromaru snorts. "If by dog you mean a puppy." … He grins, proud and exhausted. She grins back. "Now you're ready to do it with a blindfold." <- HELL. FUCKING. YES!!! *dies of happy and awesome overload*

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