The good, the bad and the, uh, guy with the "bone"? (you know that that fight was just a bit of foreplay that got out of control. "your spear cannot penetrate my 'shield'!")
How could you hurt yourself with 'the best medicine'? I swear, they need to put labels on these things. "WARNING: do not take with sore tooth, or if operating a dirigible. Possible side effects may include pain in cheek, light headedness, and in some cases fiery death" You don't have any blimp-like aircraft parked on your roof, do you?
After a long and carnally satisfying lunch, our main character went strolling about for no concrete reason. He happened to come across his undeclared-yet-totally-obvious-to-anyone-who-disregarded-plausibility-rival standing around minding his own business in a nefarious manner. To protect any innocents from being attacked by this person, Our Hero attacked preemptivly using unnecessarily god-like powers. Regardless of the collateral damage, the standers-by cheered him and gave him a cabbage for no apparent reason. As it turns out, this was the very cabbage that the Rival was thinking about buying for dinner. It must be buried at sea in a lead-lined box!