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ahahaha omg.

Remember the chick who couldn't tell that my crackfic was sarcasm and got all fixated over the fact that Hinata and Sakura were women and they couldn't have babies ZOMG ? The second one, the one who PMed me afterwards.

She finally wrote back. XD

APPARENTLY IT SEEMS SHE IS IN THE MAFIA.

*rolls on the floor and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs*

will you SHUT THE FUCK UP? i mean seriously, HOW LONG CAN YOU TALK...(or type) you know what hon, i work with the mafia, and if you call me a bitch one more time ass-hole, ill bring myself, and my 'caulegues' and we can all have a little meeting. okay?

I SHALL BE COMMENCING QUAKING IN MY BOOTS RIGHT AWAY. Oh wait, I'm only wearing my warm fuzzy socks right now. Well, drat. So much for that. at least my toes will be toasty-warm when they break them. u.u

I thought I had saved my reply but apparently not, dumb Hotmail. But hey, now I'll know that a mid-sized paragraph is too long for her. XD

For the record, I don't remember calling her a bitch.

I did call her stupid, though.

Or maybe I said "moron".

Or "retarded".

Or maybe I just simply said something to the effect of "Maybe you should learn how to read, but then apparently you can't write either." Ohnoes, I can't remember the exact wording. I hope her colle-- ahem, caulegues don't hurt me.

After, you know, they manage to use their scary mafia connections to find me (googlesearch is so hard) and sneak their scary mafia guns on the plane across the ocean.

And then they'll hold me at gunpoint while a 13 year old twit with atrocious reading abilities beats me to death with her little fists.

...

I bet I'll die of the bad spelling and grammar first.

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LOL. I've seen some really crazy-ass reviews, but this one might take the cake.

You should tell her your grammar police will kick her mafia's ass! Because I'm pretty sure you're a lot more in touch with the grammar police than she is with the mafia...

Bah, that's nothing. The crazies love me for some weird reason. XD

Here, this one's a review I will cherish always. ♥

... *SNERK* Ahaha, I wish I had thought of that one. ♥

the reply I sent:

My apologies, I forgot you didn't know how to read. XD And you still haven't learned to type either, I see.

How old are you, sweetie? Does your mama know you go on the internet like this? Because people over 13 usually know that the mafia giving a damn about someone feeling stupid because they can't read and couldn't understand blindingly obvious sarcasm isn't really all that likely.

Really, I don't think it's very safe for you to be out in the big bad world. You could jam a finger in your mafia-issued gun and break a nail, or something. :D

Holy WHOA. That is some fucked up shit...that sorta reminds me about me and my boyfriend jokingly suggesting that people shipped us. x)

*snerk* there was another guy who threatened to kill me, but then I learned he was under 12 and had somehow happened to find my hardcore furry yaoi pics and I should have been ashamed that I wasn't willing to be his net nanny because his parents couldn't be arsed to supervise him themselves. u.u

Not that I'm not sorry, because being faced with Heero's dripping, red, furry pole of wolfmeat getting busy with Duo's tailhole must have been kind of traumatic for a young male, yeah. But dude, there are warnings on my site for a reason. u.u

. . .
wow

Filing for a proper visa is very important. *nods* Especially for mafia hits.

No way! ^_^ Did you really reply like this?! ^_^ [smerksnartsnort]

Hee...everyone in the library is looking at me funny...

yepyep. ^__^ I wish I had thought of the grammar police line, though. XD I just vaguely thought about mentioning an internet lawyer, but I figured it would go over her head. XDDDDDD

^____^

I'm sure her colleagues appreciate her not being able to spell.

Turkey baster~

*hus the ground laughing* Oh dear GOD you DO get all the winners don't you?? Hy can't my mean-spirited reviewers be that creative! The most I get is 'you SUK they are NOT GAY how DARE you' and things like that. I've never been threatened by the mafia. I think I'm jealous. ^^

Omg, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

Every time I see someone talk about the cops or lawyers or the mafia (that's a new one, I admit), I just have to wonder: "How stupid do you think _________ is? Like, do you really honest to God think that's believable? Really?"

It's so cute that in a jaded culture such as ours, there are still the innocents that think statements like this will be believed.

*Twitch*
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Some people are just. . .
Your sarcasm skills make even reading about idiots fun, though.

(However, my icon does not seem to be amused. Perhaps he's sympathizing. Yes, that's it. ^_^)

Sigh.... I really wish my fellow americans would quit worrying about mexican immigrants and instead talk about the disparagingly low intellect of our children 16 and under.

So, I'm kind of stuck on the "caul"leagues. Did you know that in European peasant folk culture, people who were born with a caul over their heads (which I think means a membrane-y afterbirth thing), were designated as having special powers? And they flew around in the middle of the night, battling demons in order to protect the fertility of the fields. It's some of the stuff that was twisted in the Inquisition and witch trials/burnings.

So maybe you should be afraid of her league of cauls... they might fly over in the middle of the night and... well, damn. Maybe that's how Hinata and Sakura ended up so fertile in the first place.

Ha! It's one of those fantastic coincidences--the benandanti and the mafia are both technically of Italian origin, so at least she got the country right.

Or maybe she got the mafia and the inquisition mixed up... that might explain the over-riding concern with the lesbian mommies.

Clearly she watched too much Monthy Python before writing that reply?

I paid for an argument
No you didn't
Yes I did
Didn't
Did
Didn't
Did. Did. Did and Did.
Didn't
If I didn't pay for an argument, why are you arguing with me?

If there's someone really working with the mafia reading this, they have waaaay to much free time also their headdesk-ing themselves for their co-... caulegue.

Damn stupid chick, really. What kind of threat is that? But hey, if you have a nice fuzzy hat you'll match your socks and they shall name you their boss xDD

Or tell her my icon xD

Close your doors, windows and hug your Sasuke plushie for security.

Ok, I'm not making any sense, better stop now.

I vote for that too. Mexican here *waves*

Yeah I mean seriously I graduated last year and let me tell you are school systems are messed the f*ck up! Homework counts for more points than tests anymore and every single teacher I have ever had always went over the homework the next day before we turned it in. And by going over the homework I mean they would give you the answers to all the questions and let you fill them in! BEFORE YOU EVEN TURNED THE WORK IN FOR GRADING! If you don't understand I'm saying that all my teachers pretty much gave every kid a free pass through their class! And people wonder why the citizens of other countries don't respect us.

Oh I understand. Shamefully this is starting in Mexico too. But hey, they'll be losers in the future (unless they're daddy's son/daughter).

The youth here is lost(as if I was that old, 19 really). All the girls go with "skirts" so low that you can see where the sun doesn't shine, and the boys are like the ones in Fast & Furious... dumb and idiot.

Better end it there or I'll never end. Let's be happy or pretend that the youth is not lost.

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