I do not know if I should be very scared, very proud, or scared about my mental state for being proud.
. .. ... .... I will settle on a bit of all three.
Hinata as a silver.
*sigh* If only I could draw-- *picturing a Hinata in a moon pale kimono holding a lanturn leaning against a wall with a hint of a silver tail*
Bet she would be a myobu, a handmaiden to Inari.
You make my insides quibbly and jiggly like soggy lime jello and for furry sex, not even anthromorphic furry sex, but straight-on beastiality.
Wow.
/Anyway -- I sed: this sounds like gooooood sexy crack. Write it plz. I'd read it./
Tried and crashed like a druken college student on stilts.
Got the timeline in my head and I needed to see bookish Sakura and disgruntled Sasuke being herded rather forcefully by a people smart, Jiraiya raised Naruto into a flambuoyant threesome because Naruto decided the three of them were tied to tightly together so they might as well skip the drama and enjoy the sex now.
And avoided the entire Sasuke debacle by Naruto being eeriely observant and kyuubi!Sakura declaring Sasuke was hers, Itachi was dead, and she would serve up his still beating heart on a sliver platter as a wedding gift. (Sakura has serious Mommy Issues and Kyuubi does a creepy rendition of acting as parentis locis and bedmate to the boys-- basically they are Hers, the rest of the gang are Hers via her host/daughter/otherself, and Konoha is Hers aka no one Else gets to destory other than Her).
I am serious deranged to think this up and channeling Beastmaster Xellas from Slayers (a hard drinking, smoking, sailor mouthed evil genius mommy wolf who is best friends with the most powerful warrior of the light because she can score free booze and piss off most everyone.)
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I do not know if I should be very scared, very proud, or scared about my mental state for being proud.
.
..
...
.... I will settle on a bit of all three.
Hinata as a silver.
*sigh* If only I could draw-- *picturing a Hinata in a moon pale kimono holding a lanturn leaning against a wall with a hint of a silver tail*
Bet she would be a myobu, a handmaiden to Inari.
You make my insides quibbly and jiggly like soggy lime jello and for furry sex, not even anthromorphic furry sex, but straight-on beastiality.
Wow.
/Anyway -- I sed: this sounds like gooooood sexy crack. Write it plz. I'd read it./
Tried and crashed like a druken college student on stilts.
Got the timeline in my head and I needed to see bookish Sakura and disgruntled Sasuke being herded rather forcefully by a people smart, Jiraiya raised Naruto into a flambuoyant threesome because Naruto decided the three of them were tied to tightly together so they might as well skip the drama and enjoy the sex now.
And avoided the entire Sasuke debacle by Naruto being eeriely observant and kyuubi!Sakura declaring Sasuke was hers, Itachi was dead, and she would serve up his still beating heart on a sliver platter as a wedding gift. (Sakura has serious Mommy Issues and Kyuubi does a creepy rendition of acting as parentis locis and bedmate to the boys-- basically they are Hers, the rest of the gang are Hers via her host/daughter/otherself, and Konoha is Hers aka no one Else gets to destory other than Her).
I am serious deranged to think this up and channeling Beastmaster Xellas from Slayers (a hard drinking, smoking, sailor mouthed evil genius mommy wolf who is best friends with the most powerful warrior of the light because she can score free booze and piss off most everyone.)