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MUAH. (multipurpose post yay)
OKAY.
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kineko et moi avont posté le second chapitre de L'Oeil du Dragon sur ffnet. On a fini d'écrire le cinquième -- on les garde avec autant d'avance parce que c'est rare qu'on arrive à se retrouver assez longtemps pour en pondre plus. =__=;
rianax wrote me a lovely angsty Saki drabble. aww. ;_;
Did I ever pimp the final part ofchibirisuchan's Teamwork fan-fanfic? Because if I hadn't, here it is. Tell her it's sexy. (because god it is. her kyuubi's better than mine. *sulks*)
I KNOW I forgot to pimp even more cool stuff. rargh. i suuuuck.
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No, my mental boner still isn't quite back. The uchihacest drabble wasn't smut so much as cliché angst/prelude to rape that I chickened out on and faded to black, the Team 7 blanket fic has veered into angsty -- goddamn it sasuke, shut up and spread em -- and the last two are still staring me in the eye, not telling me a damn thing. I WILL BEAT THEM ALL.
... when I can Feel The Smut again. T_T
So instead of writing my own smut... I'm following a very alluring suggestion.
I'm not asking for real fics here, not even for ficletsthough if you feel like giving it to me, please do. Just random snippets (preferably naughty, huhuhu). Dialogue without a beginning or an end, porn without plot, whatever. One line, or ten lines. more if you want to write more, but this isn't the goal.
Write me a few lines for my random bunnies please? ;_;
For you marvelous people who are ALREADY writing me big fics... Risu-chan. NO. :P You rest, or work on your own fic. Kitty -- SAME.okay maybe a line or two but no more okay? i know you two, you turn everything into novellas. Chronolith, Windshades? only if you feel really really inspired. The challenge isn't really for you, though. you're already being so very very nice and lovely and ahhh I just love you.
So. I love NaruSasu and KyuuSasu and team7 love, of course, but I would also kill for a Naruto's Harem fic (narusasunejigaara, narusakuhinaino, combinations, something ELSE, whatever!), an ItaSasu, or for a TemaIno. Violent!sex = sexy, biting = more sexy, bondage = OMG. Furry!AU = BABIES FOR YOU.
... any takers? ;_;
*crickets*
EDIT: I sleep now. But feel free to keep on spoiling me, people! *rolls in fic-presents*
Les francophones,
kineko et moi avont posté le second chapitre de L'Oeil du Dragon sur ffnet. On a fini d'écrire le cinquième -- on les garde avec autant d'avance parce que c'est rare qu'on arrive à se retrouver assez longtemps pour en pondre plus. =__=;rianax wrote me a lovely angsty Saki drabble. aww. ;_;Did I ever pimp the final part of
chibirisuchan's Teamwork fan-fanfic? Because if I hadn't, here it is. Tell her it's sexy. (because god it is. her kyuubi's better than mine. *sulks*) I KNOW I forgot to pimp even more cool stuff. rargh. i suuuuck.
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No, my mental boner still isn't quite back. The uchihacest drabble wasn't smut so much as cliché angst/prelude to rape that I chickened out on and faded to black, the Team 7 blanket fic has veered into angsty -- goddamn it sasuke, shut up and spread em -- and the last two are still staring me in the eye, not telling me a damn thing. I WILL BEAT THEM ALL.
... when I can Feel The Smut again. T_T
So instead of writing my own smut... I'm following a very alluring suggestion.
I'm not asking for real fics here, not even for ficlets
Write me a few lines for my random bunnies please? ;_;
For you marvelous people who are ALREADY writing me big fics... Risu-chan. NO. :P You rest, or work on your own fic. Kitty -- SAME.
So. I love NaruSasu and KyuuSasu and team7 love, of course, but I would also kill for a Naruto's Harem fic (narusasunejigaara, narusakuhinaino, combinations, something ELSE, whatever!), an ItaSasu, or for a TemaIno. Violent!sex = sexy, biting = more sexy, bondage = OMG. Furry!AU = BABIES FOR YOU.
... any takers? ;_;
*crickets*
EDIT: I sleep now. But feel free to keep on spoiling me, people! *rolls in fic-presents*
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His head was wrenched down and his mouth effectively gagged. And bitten a bit. Great. He was going to look like he'd been in one hell of a fight again.
Sasuke growled and struggled against the kiss (because technically you could call it that).
His head was wrenched down a bit further. Sasuke's shoulders and spine protested.
"You can scream," Gaara whispered in his ear, in his dead-flat monotone. "Or you can stay silent. But if you talk, I'll gag you." Then he bit Sasuke on the ear, which didn't come as much of a surprise.
Sasuke didn't need to ask how Gaara proposed to gag him. Nuh-huh. He was not getting Sand in his mouth again. He'd be spitting it out for days.
Gaara's free hand had been lazily scoring his abs, but suddenly it picked up aim and intent and travelled down to the bits the Sand had fortunately neglected until now.
Sasuke tensed fit to break, but the fingers exploring his erection (offensively hard, considering how humiliating all this was) were not clawing anymore. It had taken a bit of time and repeated applications of blows and threats to unleash a few Chidori on their asses or never go near them again, but both Tail-possessed idiots had learned by now how much their toy could be kicked around without breaking. And Sasuke was tough. Unfortunately, embarrassingly, agonizingly, infuriatingly tough and always ready for more...
The fingers curled around his cock, strong and demanding. And a mouth fastened on his pectoral and teeth slowly, surely bit down. Sasuke stiffened even further. He could feel/hear the wall's plaster crack and slough off beneath his head, shoulder blades and tailbone as his body convulsed and thrashed in helpless pleasure, well-honed strength unleashed against mere brickwork; something was going to break, and it wasn't going to be Sasuke (and it certainly wasn't going to be Gaara, but that went without saying).
Suna citizens were getting used to rebuilding things after Naruto and Sasuke visited. What they thought of all this- Sasuke didn't want to think about what they thought of all this. But the only thing he'd seen in their eyes when he'd showed up an hour ago - before Naruto, bastard - was awed disbelief. Either they still hadn't figured out exactly what went on in their Kazekage's residence when the Leaf Jounin visited...or they had, and they still thought that took massive guts. Sasuke let that soothe his ego a tiny little bit. It didn't make up for being shackled naked to the wall by a guy he should be able to pick up with one hand, but it helped a little bit.
The fingers slowly tightened and tugged. The teeth ground down at the same gradual rhythm. They would pierce flesh and draw blood any second now. Sasuke was a live wire against the wall. Oh no...He was...not...going to come...they'd barely started yet...that would be past humiliating and all the way to downright degrading if he was going to come just from one bite and a handjob-
"Hey!"
Oh thank god and late-arriving idiots...
"You started without me?! You guys suck!"
Gaara lifted his head away from Sasuke's well-chewed chest.
He looked at an offended Naruto, fuming in the doorway.
He looked at Sasuke.
He looked at Naruto.
Sasuke didn't need the Sharingan to see the cogs turn.
"That can be arranged," Gaara said without the slightest trace of emotion in his voice, which probably helped blindside that loser-idiot who should known better by now.
As the Sand shot out towards him, Naruto had time for nothing more than a nervous gulp.
Sasuke relaxed slightly against the wall and shackles. The fights between these two reckless morons were always even-odds, but his money was on Gaara today, so it looked like Naruto would pay for being late. Good. Teach the loser about punctuality, the hard way.
A window shattered. Sasuke barely glanced up.
He didn't need the Sharingan to see that their monthly visits were back on track.
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There. Up to you to 'write' the ending in your head. Hopefully this and the other offerings will jumpstart those smut-bunnies.
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it helped you distinguish between sand, which got in your shoes, and Sand, which could kill you.
! XD
Sand!bondage!!! *squee* (he better get every little grain of sand back or someone's gonna be unhappy tomorrow. XD)
It deeply offended Sasuke that Gaara reached the top of his chest, and Naruto reached his chin, yes somehow it was always Sasuke who ended up getting shackled to walls or tossed down on beds or jumped on and pounded into the forest floor.
OMG. *nosebleed*
I love the situation. ohohoho. i love the dynamics and the pissy sasuke and the fact that this isn't NCS but he's still needing some good, hard convincing to stop bitching about being topped. ohhhh~ so happy.
It had taken a bit of time and repeated applications of blows and threats to unleash a few Chidori on their asses or never go near them again,
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. XDDD go sa-pissy-uke!
ohohohohohohohohoh. so happy. thank you thank you thank you. and sera is going to explode when she sees this. *preens* AND IT'S ALL FOR ME MUAHAHAHAHA.
*happy* <3<3<3<3<3
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I like pissy ukes, and I like them to get a bit of their own back as well ^__^ Gaara and Naruto would have gotten an Education there. Don't mess with Sasuke (more than he wants you to).
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And weee, your Gaara! He is sex-driven, possesive, and even has personality!
The humor... the username... Say, you don't happen to be The Maldoror, who wrote The Arrangement, The Source of all things, Two Halves, Whispers Arc, etc..? ...do you?
*loves on anyways*
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*snicker* Sasuke the Grumpy, indeed. And of course the Rule that says Semes are taller than Ukes. I always love tearing into that one ^_^
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*blinks*
~after five minutes of blinking~
OMGWTFBBQ You have lj and you are into naruto. *dies* And you still write GW.
I
hopeguess you won't remember a fiendish reviewer called demi, who used to spam you with three foot long sqwee-age around 2003-04?... *resumes stalk-ish mode* ^_____^ You are soooooo friended.And now excuse me, I've got some catching up to do.
After all I've only missed one and a half years of your writings. ~.~;; *loves*
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Lol, I can't even remember last week. That's the way my brain works...it comes from trying to write two major stories in parallel, while fighting off multiple bunnies at the same time.
Welcome to the madhouse that is my LJ ^_^ I'm trying to stick strictly to finishing my 2x5 and my LeeGaara. Except when Asuka pokes me with a stick; then for some reason a crackfic drops out of my keyboard. Last time this happened, I put Sasuke in a dress. THere should be medication for this...
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Re: If you ever tell anybody about this, I'll hunt you down and skin you