askerian | MUAH. (multipurpose post yay)

OKAY.

Les francophones,

kineko et moi avont posté le second chapitre de L'Oeil du Dragon sur ffnet. On a fini d'écrire le cinquième -- on les garde avec autant d'avance parce que c'est rare qu'on arrive à se retrouver assez longtemps pour en pondre plus. =__=;

rianax wrote me a lovely angsty Saki drabble. aww. ;_;

Did I ever pimp the final part of

chibirisuchan's Teamwork fan-fanfic? Because if I hadn't, here it is. Tell her it's sexy. (because god it is. her kyuubi's better than mine. *sulks*)

I KNOW I forgot to pimp even more cool stuff. rargh. i suuuuck.

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No, my mental boner still isn't quite back. The uchihacest drabble wasn't smut so much as cliché angst/prelude to rape that I chickened out on and faded to black, the Team 7 blanket fic has veered into angsty -- goddamn it sasuke, shut up and spread em -- and the last two are still staring me in the eye, not telling me a damn thing. I WILL BEAT THEM ALL.

... when I can Feel The Smut again. T_T

So instead of writing my own smut... I'm following a very alluring suggestion.

I'm not asking for real fics here, not even for ficlets ~~though if you feel like giving it to me, please do~~. Just random snippets (preferably naughty, huhuhu). Dialogue without a beginning or an end, porn without plot, whatever. One line, or ten lines. ~~more if you want to write more, but this isn't the goal~~.

Write me a few lines for my random bunnies please? ;_;

For you marvelous people who are ALREADY writing me big fics... Risu-chan. NO. :P You rest, or work on your own fic. Kitty -- SAME. ~~okay maybe a line or two but no more okay? i know you two, you turn everything into novellas.~~ Chronolith, Windshades? only if you feel really really inspired. The challenge isn't really for you, though. you're already being so very very nice and lovely and ahhh I just love you.

So. I love NaruSasu and KyuuSasu and team7 love, of course, but I would also kill for a Naruto's Harem fic (narusasunejigaara, narusakuhinaino, combinations, something ELSE, whatever!), an ItaSasu, or for a TemaIno. Violent!sex = sexy, biting = more sexy, bondage = OMG. Furry!AU = BABIES FOR YOU.

... any takers? ;_;

*crickets*

EDIT: I sleep now. But feel free to keep on spoiling me, people! *rolls in fic-presents*

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Um. No freaking clue where this came from -- sleep deprivation, maybe? It sucks, and they still don't get around to the actual sex, but there are naked people and dirty talk. Take it, please?

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"My turn, bastard!"

"No."

Naruto stalks forward, completely ignoring the open curtains and the tiny little fact that he's naked and, well, horny. "You got her before, dickwad -- which was totally cheating! I'm not giving another inch."

Sasuke raises an eyebrow. Naruto descends into inarticulate snarls.

Sakura kicks her heels against the bedframe and wonders why she ever thought that sex with her teammates would do anything but degenerate into a fight. By this point, she's beyond embarrassment. Open windows? Who cares. Yelling fit to wake the dead? Whatever. Naked boys clearly getting off on trying to one-up each other? Been there, done that.

She's not even good at blow-jobs. But -- and here she feels a smile spread across her face, a smile that she doesn't usually let out of the echo chamber in the back of her mind -- she does like to watch their faces when they come. And the boys need a lesson. She isn't a prize, damnit.

"Naruto. Sasuke." She waits. "Hey, idiots. Hey. Shut the fuck up and listen to me!" Their heads snap around fast enough to make something purr underneath her consciousness. "It's my turn. Suck each other off and let me watch -- it's obviously what you really want to do."

Sasuke is too surprised to keep his face blank. Naruto's jaw drops. Then they start stammering out excuses and whining for other options, but in a little grace note, both their cocks perk up.

In a place that isn't a place, Inner Sakura is laughing her head off.

OMG.

OMFG WOW.

*brain 'splodey*

... I. uh. yeah.

oh god.

... marry me.

It worked, then? Cool.

(My love for Inner Sakura knows no bounds. She's such a fun character twist.)

*whimpers*

god yes.

...*brain = mush yay*

... i need a smoke. and now i can see what happens next JUST FINE omg. ...maybe i should finish it. *sneaky glance*

Go for it, go for it! *wants to see what happens*

HAH you perv. that's such a yummy yummy setup.

... but i'm already working on another ficlet, ARGH. DILEMMA.

I second the motion! Do it! Do it!

O_O omg do it. i finish bunny of snake jutsu fic thing...

Wow! hot hot hot
and I just love Sakura in this ^____~

Thanks! *pets Sakura*

HELL YEAH!

So much love. Diabolical Sakura rocks my socks. Reminds me of one of Asuka's icons- "Shut up, bitches. I am seme tonight." MUAHAHAHAHA.

OMG. You're right, it's so like that icon! :-D

Oh god that's great. More please^_^!

*curses the fact that she can't write a decent drabble herself*

Talk to Asuka -- she's the one who wants to continue it... *evil grin*

WHAHAHHAHA!!

I particularly like the, erm, non-verbal contribution on Sasuke and Naruto's part. Inner Sakura rocks!!

That visual (and a mixed blur of emotions from Sakura -- something like disgust-disbelief-smugness-anticipation-humor-horniness) was the inspiration for the ficlet, really. Luckily it was short enough to capture quickly.

*dead from laughing* I should draw this, I really should...if I could draw. Would you take chibis?

Sure! Chibis are fun.

I'm just imagining a smirking chibi Sakura (with pink fox ears), and shell-shocked Sasuke and Naruto (cat and fox tails straight up in the air).

Yay for Inner!Sakura! Whole thing is amusing...

Thanks!

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