:D;;;

Mon, Mar. 19th, 2012 05:37
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
JoIsBishMyoga: I wonder what troll genitals look like.
Askerian: welcome to homestuck fandom, where 75% of fics attempt to resolve this very same question.
JoIsBishMyoga: So few?
Askerian: the rest are human AUs.
JoIsBishMyoga: human AUs = why
Askerian: I WONDER TOO T__T
JoIsBishMyoga: I'm voting for boybits that very strongly resemble flowers. And possibly sparkle. Mostly because Karkat's interaction with Dave over it would be hilarious.
Askerian: *deds again congrats* D:
Askerian: That's the homestuck spirit!
Askerian: Now you're pretty much ready to write. u.u
JoIsBishMyoga: I haven't even read it!

... LIKE THAT MATTERS.
askerian: Wing Zero gundam rising into space with wings spread (1_Wing Zero is shiny)
Askerian: i had the most prr-worthy muse scene going through my head. *_*
Askerian: it's from the 'verse in my head where the garou'verse keeps crossing over with just about every other gundam wing fic i read or write. XD this time it was werewolf heero/girl heero
JoIsBishMyoga: oooooh
XDD; oh self. )
askerian: Karin holding out a fist and laughing evilly (Karin_BUARHARHAR.)
-I can post and comment on LJ again! :D


-Made Joisbishmyoga write me a set of Kaito Kid Daemon AU drabblethings! Muahahaha I rule. Her ficlets are awesome fun, if you're into DCMK go and read 'em plz. u.u~ ♥


-And I spent all day saturday devouring this fic... which, uh, is a Sentinel AU where sentinels and guides are known/relatively common and guides are oppressed, and usually those fics are, frankly, rather shitty, especially the ones that pretend to be gen and yet keep warning for "intense bonding scenes" that happen in "bonding suites" that are not bedrooms and "bonding platforms" that are most definitely not beds, where the two men keep cuddling and lying on top of each other and describing their emotions like a softcore romantic porn scene for hours on end, but it's totally NOT GAY goddamnit NO GAYNESS HERE AT ALL LET US SPEND SOME TIME BEMOANING THE LACK OF UNDERSTANDING FEMALES IN OUR LIVES and in conclusion cousins.

... I might have a slight issue with that type of protesting-too-much fic. I would love fic where the primary bond is a platonic friendship and they have girlfriends on the side, it would be kinda poly actually and y'all know I'm all about that, but that's not what those stories usually are.

But anyway. This here chapter is the first of the second sequel but there's links to everything in the header. So.

Realistic "the guides are oppressed!!" situation (not an evil situation of evil just because some a segment of the population is evil and the rest doesn't care enough to protest), Jim and Blair being awesome in a totally non-sue way, lots of anthropology and sociology geekery, and awesomest awesome OC pair that I totally fell in love with. (oh, it's slash too, but even the sex is fun and IC and non-gratuitious, and non-Ikea at ALL! gasp.)


-Saturday and Sunday I also babysat the puppies. Only four left! ;^; But man they're even more active so it's about the same amount of work keeping up with them. x___x graargh pointy teeth and claws.

It's sad that their mom is less exhausted and is interested in them again, and of course they're always extatic when they can even just omg touch noses!!! with mommy, and I couldn't let her in the room with them, because she just had an operation to unwoman her and there's stitches between her back teats that the little brats would tear out in approximately ten seconds.


-Re: current manga: Naruto himself is boring me a bit but who cares because ITACHI IS THE BOSS ALWAYS AND FOREVER. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (though that crow... XD bwahahaha.)
askerian: Neji making a dubious face (Neji_Dubious)
So today my cousin's dog's puppies were eight weeks old, so we took them to the vet for health check + vaccination + cyborgization (i mean ID chipping.)

All eleven of them. Plus mom.

Basically we locked them all in the waiting room, took them out one by one, and took them back with pretty collars on, complete with ID medals. Which they immediately tried to eat off each other. And me and a friend of my cousin sat with them in the waiting room and played "oh fuck put that plant up on something before they shred all the leaves!! crap, there's a magazine underneath the wet, dirty pot! but if i move it elsehwere the puppies will -- NO YOU PUT DOWN THAT KIDDIE TOY oh hell. Well, anyone who takes their kid to the vet probably has an animal of their own who has slobbered on the kid before. Yeah."

I went on a couple of examinations/needle things and the puppies were apparently all really chill about it, no whining or struggling, just kinda "... hey, what are you doing e_ê" looks when injecting the chip. They were such GOOD puppies.

Mostly.

Except for that one single thing.

[personal profile] askerian: oh god puppies everywhere
[profile] sarolynne: PUPPIES
[personal profile] askerian: puppy turds =_________=
[personal profile] askerian: kinda runny
[personal profile] askerian: everywhere
[profile] sarolynne: XD;
[personal profile] askerian: MOCK MY PAIN
[profile] sarolynne: That's normal when they're that young.
[personal profile] askerian: oh god why so stinky
[personal profile] askerian: also also ALSO
[personal profile] askerian: puppy: 25 cm long.
[personal profile] askerian: turd: 10 cm long
[profile] sarolynne: XDDDDDDD
[personal profile] askerian: WHERE DOES HE FIND THE SPACE TO PUT IT
[profile] sarolynne: Intestines.
[personal profile] askerian: >_>
[personal profile] askerian: seriously. the puppy is 6 kgs. the turd is 500 grams. that's one twelfth its weight. it's like me crapping a puppy!

* sizes, weights, and math are all super mega rough estimates and only matter for comparison purposes. I am ded of puppy fumes. do not ask me. (okay, no, it's like me crapping, uh, 5/8ths a puppy. let's say. idk. but yeah, i'm really overweight either way. for now. I WILL CONQUER YOU, HUGE TUMMY. the boobs can stay.)

[profile] joisbishmyoga: why are you measuring poo?
[personal profile] askerian: i'm not! it's just kinda shocking to see a small puppy crap something that's half its own length
[personal profile] askerian: it's like ... "is that a magician trick? is that a trick puppy? double bottom? where are the doves?"

Naruto 541

Wed, Jun. 1st, 2011 22:08
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
BEST SPLASH PAGE EVER.

nghhhh X3 (click for a bigger version)

Read more... )

test test

Sun, May. 29th, 2011 17:02
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
I've spent six hours yesterday making my tags on dreamwidth all pretty (still have most of teamwork to tag, oh god) and I'm tired of importing my LJ stuff to DW and having to edit out the old tags.

So i'm gonna try it the other way around, by posting on dreamwidth and crossposting. But (if I don't forget XD) Lj will still be my primary site. It's just remote posting! >_>; I always forget to check my f-list on DW and I think the content will be the same in both places, so there's no need to friend me there as well unless it's become your primary site.


But anyway. [livejournal.com profile] joisbishmyoga wrote me three more adorable Eiichi ficlets for the Conan/Kaito babyfic story! I'm in love, and plotting to steal them and make them canon. XD

Ordinary Tuesday
Argument: Shichi-Go-San
Posse: Wisdom (with more in the comments!)

(no subject)

Sat, Oct. 16th, 2010 10:01
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (DCMK_Kid blinkablinka)
So I'm kinda sorta slowly reading my way through the HUNDRED BAZILION murder cases of the Detective Conan manga. And there's this guy Heiji, the High School Detective of the West and his RIVAL (but in a very laid back friendly way XD), and ... Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power that makes him find a new murder every week or so, but apparently when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them.

From above.

Witness: )

I think I'm gonna need to write that fic.

T^T

Thu, Sep. 16th, 2010 19:49
askerian: (NaruGaara_Chibi furries_headchomp!!)
Teamwork!Gaara muse: Hi.

Asuka: Hi -- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD YOU ACTUALLY EXIST.

t!Gaara: =___=

Asuka: ... okay, you exist. What do you want?

t!Gaara: A scene with Naruto.

Asuka: Uh, I would if I had an idea for it, but--

t!Gaara: I have one. *shows*

Asuka: ... SO YOU DO!! :D :D :D omgbwee. Wait a second, I just have to start up Microsoft Word and open the Teamwork file... Ahh, there we are. So first you say that, and then ... what's next again?

... Gaara?

GAARA YOU COME BACK FROM LIMBO RIGHT THIS INSTANT. I AM GOING TO BE VERY CROSS AT YOU IF YOU DON'T GAARA. I'M SERIOUS.

Do not do this to me. I'll. I'll sic Sasuke on you! >:(


.... I'll... make it so... he'll have a reason to get jealous of you? A tiny bit? ... come on, you know you'd like that. Gaara?


Gaara?




aw, fuck.



edit:

JoIsBishMyoga: DDDDDDDDD:
JoIsBishMyoga: AKATSUKI YOU GIVE GAARA BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT
Askerian: T^T
JoIsBishMyoga: HE HAS TEAMWORK TO DELIVER TO ASUKA
Askerian: OH RIGHT THEY WERE GOING TO DISCUSS AKATSUKI
Askerian: :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D !!!!
Askerian: ... still don't remember what they'd actually SAY about it, but you know. with the topic... it's kind of easier to fake it. XD
Askerian: *twirls you*
JoIsBishMyoga: *is twirled until dizzy!*
Askerian: ^o^ magic-jo is magic

more AIM convo fun! just completely off topic. woohoo SGA fic )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
for my lovely ~[livejournal.com profile] joisbishmyoga~, who had my permission to ignore the fandom restriction on the baby meme, and immediately landed me with a prompt for a fandom I barely know. Sneaky, sneaky Jo.

~1200 words, too big for the comments field. (posted a couple of other ficlets after the first big rush, but THEY fit, so they went on the meme like they ought to have. Evil Jo-prompt is evil.)

'I have to admit, Tantei, when I handed you the Pandora gem back I wasn't trying to trap you into making a honest man out of me.' )

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