Life and Times of Teh Asuka

JoIsBishMyoga: I wonder what troll genitals look like.
Askerian: welcome to homestuck fandom, where 75% of fics attempt to resolve this very same question.
JoIsBishMyoga: So few?
Askerian: the rest are human AUs.
JoIsBishMyoga: human AUs = why
Askerian: I WONDER TOO T__T
JoIsBishMyoga: I'm voting for boybits that very strongly resemble flowers. And possibly sparkle. Mostly because Karkat's interaction with Dave over it would be hilarious.
Askerian: *deds again congrats* D:
Askerian: That's the homestuck spirit!
Askerian: Now you're pretty much ready to write. u.u
JoIsBishMyoga: I haven't even read it!

... LIKE THAT MATTERS.

-I can post and comment on LJ again! :D


-Made Joisbishmyoga write me a set of Kaito Kid Daemon AU drabblethings! Muahahaha I rule. Her ficlets are awesome fun, if you're into DCMK go and read 'em plz. u.u~ ♥


-And I spent all day saturday devouring this fic... which, uh, is a Sentinel AU where sentinels and guides are known/relatively common and guides are oppressed, and usually those fics are, frankly, rather shitty, especially the ones that pretend to be gen and yet keep warning for "intense bonding scenes" that happen in "bonding suites" that are not bedrooms and "bonding platforms" that are most definitely not beds, where the two men keep cuddling and lying on top of each other and describing their emotions like a softcore romantic porn scene for hours on end, but it's totally NOT GAY goddamnit NO GAYNESS HERE AT ALL LET US SPEND SOME TIME BEMOANING THE LACK OF UNDERSTANDING FEMALES IN OUR LIVES and in conclusion cousins.

... I might have a slight issue with that type of protesting-too-much fic. I would love fic where the primary bond is a platonic friendship and they have girlfriends on the side, it would be kinda poly actually and y'all know I'm all about that, but that's not what those stories usually are.

But anyway. This here chapter is the first of the second sequel but there's links to everything in the header. So.

Realistic "the guides are oppressed!!" situation (not an evil situation of evil just because some a segment of the population is evil and the rest doesn't care enough to protest), Jim and Blair being awesome in a totally non-sue way, lots of anthropology and sociology geekery, and awesomest awesome OC pair that I totally fell in love with. (oh, it's slash too, but even the sex is fun and IC and non-gratuitious, and non-Ikea at ALL! gasp.)


-Saturday and Sunday I also babysat the puppies. Only four left! ;^; But man they're even more active so it's about the same amount of work keeping up with them. x___x graargh pointy teeth and claws.

It's sad that their mom is less exhausted and is interested in them again, and of course they're always extatic when they can even just omg touch noses!!! with mommy, and I couldn't let her in the room with them, because she just had an operation to unwoman her and there's stitches between her back teats that the little brats would tear out in approximately ten seconds.


-Re: current manga: Naruto himself is boring me a bit but who cares because ITACHI IS THE BOSS ALWAYS AND FOREVER. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (though that crow... XD bwahahaha.)

BEST SPLASH PAGE EVER.

nghhhh X3 (click for a bigger version)

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joisbishmyoga wrote me a ficlet for Certain Values of Immortality! (the fic where Kid and Conan accidentally become parents. XD) Ei-chan socute.

It's here and it's adorableness, go forth and coo at! u.u

Teamwork!Gaara muse: Hi.

Asuka: Hi -- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD YOU ACTUALLY EXIST.

t!Gaara: =___=

Asuka: ... okay, you exist. What do you want?

t!Gaara: A scene with Naruto.

Asuka: Uh, I would if I had an idea for it, but--

t!Gaara: I have one. *shows*

Asuka: ... SO YOU DO!! :D :D :D omgbwee. Wait a second, I just have to start up Microsoft Word and open the Teamwork file... Ahh, there we are. So first you say that, and then ... what's next again?

... Gaara?

GAARA YOU COME BACK FROM LIMBO RIGHT THIS INSTANT. I AM GOING TO BE VERY CROSS AT YOU IF YOU DON'T GAARA. I'M SERIOUS.

Do not do this to me. I'll. I'll sic Sasuke on you! >:(


.... I'll... make it so... he'll have a reason to get jealous of you? A tiny bit? ... come on, you know you'd like that. Gaara?


Gaara?




aw, fuck.


edit:

JoIsBishMyoga: DDDDDDDDD:
JoIsBishMyoga: AKATSUKI YOU GIVE GAARA BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT
Askerian: T^T
JoIsBishMyoga: HE HAS TEAMWORK TO DELIVER TO ASUKA
Askerian: OH RIGHT THEY WERE GOING TO DISCUSS AKATSUKI
Askerian: :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D !!!!
Askerian: ... still don't remember what they'd actually SAY about it, but you know. with the topic... it's kind of easier to fake it. XD
Askerian: *twirls you*
JoIsBishMyoga: *is twirled until dizzy!*
Askerian: ^o^ magic-jo is magic

( more AIM convo fun! just completely off topic. woohoo SGA fic )

Bweeeeeee. joisbishmyoga wrote me a Heero ficlet and it's dark and gritty and WOOHOO HEERO. I love it. *rolls on*

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( And while I'm at it, some more recs! all FF7 today. )

It's strange but I don't read a lot in the Naruto fandom at the moment. Maybe because I have a much firmer headcanon for it than for FF7, where I can more easily enjoy whatever happens without going I DUN LIEK IT... Anyway today I was wondering why the hell I just stopped reading Mixed In With the Lightning of Slaughter (or whatever is the exact title, bad asuka not checking) because I read the first few chapters and they were amazing -- then I just... didn't continue when the next came along, I'm not sure why. But at this point maybe I'll just wait for it to be done... I dunno. .__.;

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In Teamwork news, I have a Sakura scene that's ALMOST ready to post but... the middle doesn't work. I have no clue how to fix it and it's pissing me off. >:/

Doesn't help much that the next scene is Sasuke and, this is not a big spoiler (you guys might hurt me if I found a way to make it NOT happen actually), he's going to see Itachi in there. And I can't feel it at ALL. Canon utterly destroyed my OH MY GOD IT'S ITACHI FIGHT OR FLIGHT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW gut reaction, so now I don't know how I'll write that feeling convincingly in Sasuke's POV. Nrgh.

/whining because every other time i whined about being stuck in teamwork i magically got unstuck in the next day surely it'll totally work now I'm expecting it to work, right? *crosses fingers*