*Could we have more of the arranged marriage ficlet? Pretty please?
*Oh goodness is it too late to ask for a wedding night continuation? Are these prompts still a thing??
*DaveKat: First time ( could be continuation of other prompt or not) Karkat has mad bedroom skills and Dave tries to keep his cool.
* Arranged Marriage Ficlet! Tomorrow! Deverginizing Dave
ok guys here comes the random davekat porn. *pets old prompts* sequel to this!
(haha i kid half of it is leading-up to said porn and worldbuilding. haha ha .. ha. aaaaaaa.)
5k long. Contains joyous loss of virginity, some armor kink, oral and intercrural sex, two dorks. Also the most random, wtf cameo ever but it cracked me up okay. :(
"And this," Karkat mused in the direction of his husband, "is why I bothered with the gauntlets today."
The stall's half-door rattled under a heavy kick. Dave glowered at Karkat from his place, back against the wall. Karkat glanced down at his hand. No blood. Good. He could keep being an asshole without remorse.
He picked up the bacon roll Dave had dropped, reached out an armored hand, palm up, His mount snorted against his fingers, and snapped his fangs closed around the meat.
"How come he didn't even try it with you," Dave muttered as he peered cautiously over Karkat's shoulder. Karkat tried not to pay any mind to the tense-wary-interested tingles making their way down his neck.
"You have no idea how many time he tried to bite my armor before he figured out it didn't work." A thoughtful pause, as he remembered dented metal with painful clarity. "Much." He flicked Dave a side-glance. "Still want to go riding?"
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