Tue, Aug. 21st, 2007

askerian: (Sai_Oh it's me and Sasuke-kun.)
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Listen to my wisdom.

GENDERBENDING FICS ARE WRONG.

GENDERBENDING NICE, NORMAL HET COUPLES IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM DISGUSTING GAY FICS IS EVEN WORSE. >O

I in no way advocate randomly swapping genders of majour characters in order to push them into otherwise gay pairings (I saw an absolutely dreadful fic where the author randomly made Naruto female to do a NaruHina Yuri fic). endquote.

So you disgusting perverts can put away all your sexy no jutsu, all your magic spells, all your potions and materias and whatever other crack reasons to see a character switch gender because it's wrong!

Naruto and boy!Hinata would not be awkwardly sweetfunnycute, girl!Naruto with Sakura/Temari/Ino would not be OH GOD THE HOT ten points for any kind of Battle of the Blondes, SakuSasu, with D: girl cooties!sasuke or Umm, I seem to have extra bits!Sakura, would be repulsive either way.

Hermione being all interested and inquisitive, slightly weirded out/embarrassed but ready to experiment with either of her boys anyway or both would be OOC and not hot at all. Ginny would never go HELL YEAH I HAS PEN0R and jump Harry/Dean/some other guy if she were to chomp on some experimental bit of candy. Draco as a girl would never be hilarious.

Aeris and/or Tifa would totaly not teach Cloudette the Mysteries of Womanhood if some accident with unknown Materia made the socks in the front of his pretty, pretty purple dress unnecessary.


Any kind of genderbent het pair, in any pairing, for whatever reason, is repulsive. Yes, repulsive!! How dare you sully the perfectness of the peepee/weewee match!

now give me het couples experimenting with their sexuality, ppl. Any fandom, any het couple, any reason. The genderfuck, I must have it.


I will only accept boykitten-girlkitten pairs as picspam, seeing as boykitten/boykitten or girlkitten duos are wrong. Let us not even talk of kitten/puppy/duckies, which are the root of all evil.



A little explanation... On dA someone was joking with me that naruko/hinata was hotter than plain normal naruhina, and boy!hinata might make for some nice yaoi naruhina. I laughed, and then I was all "yeah, maybe i should write it" while not seriously intending to... Until I landed on a wanky post that uses the linked quote about how OMG they don't advocate gendersbender fics. *eyerolls so hard it hurts*

NOW I HAVE TO. Except umm i'm not sure I'll go very far, but now I'm filled with the urge to read a bazilion and one genderbending fics -- drabbles, long fics, crack or not, whatever. I HUNGEEER.

Thankfully! [livejournal.com profile] pornandkittens is an awesome little comm where people pretend to wank and rant and be total assholes, and then other people write them drabbles that go against everything they whined about and possibly shower them in cat macros, since we all know that's the best part of a wanky WAHH STOP WRITING WHAT I DON'T WANT TO SEE bitchfest : the porn-in-reaction and the kitten pics.

So I'm crossposting because I'm a whore and I really want me some genderbending akshun.

'course the comm will only work if people give as much as they ask for. ;.;

If you've got the itch to write a drabble in response -- eeeeeeeeeyesyesyesyesyesyes -- please post it there on the original [livejournal.com profile] pornandkittens post so other members of the comm can read it too, pretty please?

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